I dibs the franchise for E.D. remedies; I'd make a Zillion from wives of the GAs, esp. the 15! also, for the uninhibited, also a franchise for LDS approved birth-control meds & devices!
-- A "triple combination" pack including flavored lube, a vibrator, and some male enhancement potion for that flaming sword.
-- For those into bedroom role-play: naughty Lamanite (lots of leather), Gadianton robber (includes blindfold and handcuffs), or Son of Helaman (stripling warrior thong and feather tickler) costume sets.
-- Edible garment bottoms.
-- Bedroom dice with sex positions that include: the patriarchal grip, the sure sign of the nail, and the secret combination.
-- Sex pillow shaped like the Salt Lake temple.
-- For the single male Mormon: "Joe's Guide for Pick-Up Artists."
-- Scented candles for the boudoir that smell like funeral potatoes, marionberry ice cream, and jello salad.
Thank to my guardian angel that I finished drinking my coffee before I read your post!
Question for the OP, or anyone here that maybe know if any of his 30 wives wrote any books or journal if they were satisfied in bed with JS? or if they talked about their sex lives with JS at all?
The good thing about the "FAKE" toy is the size and the strength is always the same, it never changes.
"How about a Joseph Smith vibrator for the women?" Does it come in small, medium or large, maybe XXXXlarge???