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Date: September 28, 2014 08:30PM
Church PR is pissed. Only TBMs are planning on attending Meet the Mormons!
In an effort designed to attract the majority of movie goers, the PR department has announced that a Meet the Mormons - Gentile Version will be produced for distribution outside the Morridor.
So what can we expect--
1. Jon Hamm (the bulge) will play Joseph Smith. His costume will be designed so the the prophet's "endowment" will be revealed through the fabric of his trousers.
2. Informed sources tell us that a planned wardrobe malfunction will ensure a quick glimpse of The Prophet's backside during a stick pull match.
3. Scenes from an excerpt of the Book of Mormon will feature topless Nephite women fleeing from the savagery of Lamanite warriors.
4. Brigham Young will appear in a soft core threesome with two of his favorite wives.
Add your own recommendations here. Remember this film will be rated R for sex, drug use, violence, and language. Boner.