Posted by:
themaster
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Date: September 30, 2014 09:13AM
I was taught by the LDS church that before we are "allowed" to enter into heaven our bishop will judge (decide) if we were worthy enough during our mortal life to enter into god's presence. Eternal Control.
My brain processed this teaching as likely since at the time, a bishop was the head douche bag for like 15 years maybe more. For a teenager, 15 years is forever.
Now a bishop is only the head douche bag for about 5 years and as an adult I have moved many times. So which bishop would be my judge? The bishop(s) during my 20's? One of the bishop(s) during my 30's? How about the bishop(s)that I have never met but my records were assigned to their geographical control?
Such a dilemma this goofy religion has my brain spinning over. Things like what if my eternal existence is decided by bishop a$$hat or bishop unknown? Does anyone know the answer?
What a totally made up religion designed for control of your mind and your wallet.
If by some chance God really is the Mormon God, for me an eternal punishment would be to spend eternity as an obedient Mormon. The thought of spending any time with TBM's makes me want to shlt my myself. Gawd what a nightmare.