Posted by:
NoMoNoHow
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Date: April 17, 2014 11:08AM
Really, what more could you WANT in an invisible, bi-polar, all-powerful dictator?
Pray to God and he will:
1. find you a great parking spot! All you have to do is drive around a parking lot until his favour falls upon you! And it will, eventually!
2. cure your case of the sniffles! God only asks that you take it easy for a few days and don't forget your medicine!
Is there anything God CAN'T do?!? Well,yes.... but just try never to have any serious problems and you won't find out!