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Posted by: southern Idaho inactive ( )
Date: August 31, 2014 05:39PM

September 21? The carpets in my ward are being cleaned a couple of days before! Odds are it smell everywhere due to lack of air moving!

I sense another flop for the morg with this!

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Posted by: Tom Padley ( )
Date: August 31, 2014 07:05PM

I'll bet they don't do that for fast & testimony meeting. Some of those have scared the crap out of me. Open mike night at the wacky spiritual improv.

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Posted by: godtoldmetorun ( )
Date: August 31, 2014 07:10PM

They used to pull that crap in Chicago. For several months, they kept stressing in our meetings, "Introduce, Initiate, and Invite", or some sh!t like that.

Even though I was a wishy-washy TBM, I could never bring myself to invite anybody I knew.

Why?

All my nevermo friends are either gay, lesbian, tattooed, and/or pierced.

Hell, I never told my family I converted to Mormonism...why the hell would I drag my friends to church?

Sometimes, when I look back, I think that I had one foot in / one foot out...from the very moment I was baptized.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/31/2014 07:11PM by godtoldmetorun.

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Posted by: pathfinder ( )
Date: August 31, 2014 07:14PM

It's a good way to end a friendship.

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Posted by: godtoldmetorun ( )
Date: August 31, 2014 07:19PM

+ 100000.


But then again, Mormonism wants to monopolize every aspect of your life, including your friendships. They only want you to be friends with two different kinds of people: 1) Mormons, or 2) Potential Mormons. In order to be a "good" Mormon, you can't possibly have room in your life for anybody who doesn't fit one of those two requirements.

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Posted by: neverevermo ( )
Date: September 01, 2014 05:05PM

+1000 how is it friendship when it's really sales?

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Posted by: exmorphmon ( )
Date: August 31, 2014 07:39PM

I'm surprised they haven't made new revelation to the tune of 'Thou shalt bring new meat to the sacramental alter or be demoted a rank in thine intended exalted degree of glory.' I have Mormon friends who feel all MUST have a chaance to hear the word, and cannot see it as a panhandling hounding worldly irritating activity.

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Posted by: caedmon ( )
Date: August 31, 2014 08:16PM

Who would they invite? Most Mormons don't know any non- Mormons.

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Posted by: Devoted Exmo ( )
Date: August 31, 2014 08:35PM

Most mormons wouldn't dare invite a friend to church because they know outsiders will think they're in a crazy cult. They really know this. They think it's fine for them, but they know their friends won't believe what they're hearing.

Given the choice, most mormons would rather invite their friends to shower naked with them than go to their church.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/31/2014 08:37PM by Devoted Exmo.

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Posted by: southern Idaho inactive ( )
Date: August 31, 2014 09:04PM

They're even doing a special fast for this next week! Stupid cult!

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Posted by: topping ( )
Date: September 01, 2014 01:40PM


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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: September 01, 2014 04:14PM

Every Sunday is bring someone to church day... nothing different but the emphasis on this date!

Every Sunday is also an opportunity to leave the church behind... in the dust.

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Posted by: HangarXVIII ( )
Date: September 01, 2014 04:23PM

LOL... The way you misspelled "sacrement" reminds me of "excrement". Not sure if it was intentional, but thx for the laugh.
Excrement Meeting... Lol

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Posted by: southern Idaho inactive ( )
Date: September 01, 2014 10:24PM

It was a mistake. My cell phone misspelled it. But it's still funny!

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Posted by: sherlock ( )
Date: September 01, 2014 05:01PM

In recent years the Europe Area Presidency have challenged all wards to hold each Sunday in June & December as 'months of invitation'.

My observations before I stopped attending:

1) even after the first year, TBMs were getting fed up and sceptical from the constant reminders given in May and November
2) I didn't see a single non-member attend....
3) ...which is a good job because the first sacrament meeting in June was devoted to how to invite your friends and get them interested in the church. Can you imagine sitting next to a no-no friend and listening to the overt sales patter?!

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Posted by: baura ( )
Date: September 01, 2014 10:07PM

I think "take a non-member friend to the three-hour-block" would
be a HUGELY successful program. I mean who wouldn't be chomping
at the bit to get baptized after attending a typical LDS
three-hour block.

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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: September 02, 2014 01:20AM

Why put on a (creep) show? Why not just be open, tell it like it is, up front? Oh yea, they are the Mormons! Bait and Switch.

Non-members take the sacrament (or drop a $5 in the water tray). Watch the bishoprick freak! Bare your bosom/ testimony. Ask questions members can't answer. Throw an airplane in excrement meating. Excellent!

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Posted by: verilyverily ( )
Date: September 02, 2014 01:30AM

So now they can bore the non-Morgbots to tears too?

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