Seriously, a guy at my work got mad at his wife for not doing the dishes the day before she gave birth. He went mental at her and smashed the dishes on the back lawn.
When he was telling me this I couldn't tell at all what reaction he expected from me and why he would tell anyone at all.
Seriously, did he think you were going to pat him on the back for that?? My father likes to tell stories about going off on strangers in public -- I can think of three of those stories right off the top of my head -- and it's like he expects someone to congratulate him for it. I finally just told him that acting that way made him look like an asshole who wouldn't manage his own emotions.
If the baby is in your tummy, how come your butt is so big?
Are we having twins? No? Oh, then how come you're so big?
Looking at pocket computer while talking to OB doctor, "Why yes, the due date must be XXXX as that's the only day in March we had sex, cause, you know, it's not that often so it has to be that day...."
He went mental at her and smashed the dishes on the back lawn. - if I was living with this DICK, he'd be in jail.
Just for kicks, I thought of some things the 8 month pregnant wife could say back.....
1. Well there is absolutely NO chance it will look like you dear, none whatsoever.
2. Hon, you got a letter from the doctor's office today. You remember that sterility test you took last year? Well they made a mistake on the results. You are sterile.
"I never would have married you, if I had known you would leave the church."
But you prayed and felt the Holy Ghost confirming that I was the right one. Guess what dear, the spirit testifying of the Book of Mormon is about as reliable as that.
michaelm (not logged in) Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > But you prayed and felt the Holy Ghost confirming > that I was the right one. Guess what dear, the > spirit testifying of the Book of Mormon is about > as reliable as that.
Ouch! That has got to hurt a TBM right in the BOM ;)