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Posted by: TempleDoors ( )
Date: January 03, 2015 07:19PM

Which of the three temple marriage vows does she made will god recognize?

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Posted by: reuben ( )
Date: January 03, 2015 07:32PM

all of them. she has paid enough in tithing that she can have a gangbang on Kolob

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: January 03, 2015 08:26PM

Tsk, tsk! For shame!

Where on earth did you acquire this kind of cynicism?

It says in the book ghawd wrote and had Emperor Constantine publish that he, ghawd, is no respecter of men, that it's only about character!!

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Posted by: Pugsly ( )
Date: January 03, 2015 07:59PM

Damn! Guess I will have to watch from the cheap seats!

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Posted by: smirkorama ( )
Date: January 03, 2015 08:37PM


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Posted by: baura ( )
Date: January 05, 2015 09:36PM

smirkorama Wrote:
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> did you mean which one of her husbands will she
> get to pee on for eternity ?
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY143Twz5E4

So she stands in line to go on this ride, and then she pees her
pants.

This woman needs to watch her pees and queues.

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Posted by: tiredofthis ( )
Date: January 06, 2015 12:51PM

I pissed on my mother's grave in Logan City Cemetery...

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Posted by: In a hurry (Saree) ( )
Date: January 07, 2015 02:03PM

This is the fourth time you've gratuitously told us.

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Posted by: cludgie ( )
Date: January 05, 2015 06:36AM

Odd how a normal woman has to beg to have her last temple marriage dissolved so that she can marry again in the temple.

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Posted by: smirkorama ( )
Date: January 05, 2015 07:54AM

This thread is supposed to be about Marie Osmond. WHAT normal woman are you talking about?

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Posted by: BadGirl ( )
Date: January 05, 2015 04:26PM


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Posted by: ChubbyTheFat ( )
Date: January 05, 2015 08:46AM

Bednar and Robbins were right, paying your tithing brings you more blessings.

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Posted by: Templar ( )
Date: January 07, 2015 11:23AM

A "normal woman" wouldn't be a mormon in the first place.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/07/2015 11:23AM by Templar.

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Posted by: midwestanon ( )
Date: January 05, 2015 08:57AM

I wonder if her last temple marriage was to R. Kelly.

"Wanna piss on you.."

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Posted by: Flyer ( )
Date: January 05, 2015 10:49AM

She has two eternal spouses I guess.

So polygamy (polyandry) is still currently practised?

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Posted by: dogblogger ( )
Date: January 05, 2015 11:08AM

They do temple marriages for time too. You just don't know which type marriage she had with which dude for sure.

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Posted by: Snowbird ( )
Date: January 05, 2015 04:13PM

Since she was/ is married to Steve Craig twice, I say he's the winner. HAHA He was the first one to be sealed to her, From what I've heard about Brian Blosil he was completely manipulating, controlling, and abusive. Even the kids "divorced" him as their dad. She should go with Steve. :-)

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Posted by: jepgrl2 ( )
Date: January 05, 2015 08:30PM

I don't know why anyone would want to marry Marie. She is a spoiled brat wants her way all the time. The marrage with Steve will not last.

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Posted by: Templar ( )
Date: January 07, 2015 11:25AM

MONEY!!!

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Posted by: istandallamzed ( )
Date: January 07, 2015 01:58PM

Dissing specific Mormons may provide a cheap thrill for the moment, but ultimately makes non-Mormons look petty.

The fact that she has temple married 3 times tells us the church is a respecter of persons. Most people couldn't pull this off.

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Posted by: schmendrick ( )
Date: January 05, 2015 08:55PM

I thought it was whichever was more worthy. I mean, that's why Smith married others' wives, right? Offering them an upgrade out of the kindness and generosity of his pure and giving spirit?

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Posted by: quinlansolo ( )
Date: January 06, 2015 10:47AM

Good for her!!!!

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Posted by: CL2 ( )
Date: January 06, 2015 11:20AM

Who would CHOOSE to marry in the temple 3 times, let alone get married 3 times? I did that temple thing once and I'd NEVER do it again.

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Posted by: SusieQ#1 ( )
Date: January 06, 2015 12:49PM

Isn't a woman only married for "time and eternity" in the temple to only one man but can be married for "time" in the temple to others?

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Posted by: Flyer ( )
Date: January 07, 2015 05:01AM

That's still being married. For "time" and "for eternity" are just Mormon semantics.

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Posted by: SusieQ#1 ( )
Date: January 07, 2015 06:49PM

Flyer Wrote:
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> That's still being married. For "time" and "for
> eternity" are just Mormon semantics.

First of all the marriage contract is the paperwork,not the ceremony.

Yes, but it's their religious commitment. And it is different for men and women.
Men can be married for "time and eternity" to more than one woman.
Not so, (the last I heard) for women.
Big, big difference in their theology. Good to know the difference.

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Posted by: summer ( )
Date: January 07, 2015 05:43AM

Eternity doesn't last as long as it used to.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 07, 2015 01:45PM

LOL! Love it.

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