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Posted by: Heretic 2 ( )
Date: November 03, 2014 03:15PM

Those who refuse to keep the commandments will be slain by an angel with a sword.

(Why was a special situation set up just for Joseph Smith? Nobody ever seems to get killed by angels with swords, and there are some pretty wicked people on Earth. Why aren't the angels with their swords doing their duty?)

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Posted by: NormaRae ( )
Date: November 03, 2014 06:10PM

Sure. He does it all the time. Doesn't seem to matter whether their title is prophet, priest, minister, bishop or preacher.

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Posted by: thewhyalumnus ( )
Date: November 03, 2014 06:14PM

Yes, if by 'The Lord' you are referring to Joe's sex drive.

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Posted by: smirkorama ( )
Date: November 03, 2014 06:24PM

MORmONS get upset about mentions of MORmON Jesus, the MORmON god that told Joe SMith that it would be a good idea to establish a personal harem made up of other men's wives and vulnerable teen age girls, who /which is really Joe Smith's penis.

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