. . . to "Mormons Believe in Anything"



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 11/04/2014 02:46AM by steve benson.

"We hope all things; we hope to believe many things."

We believe in lying, dissembling, obfuscating, and deceiving all men. Indeed, we may say we follow the admonition of Gordon: We believe in nothing, we hope to forget everything, we have denied many things, and hope to deny even more things. If there is anything embarrasing, provably false, or just plain batsh*t crazy, we seek to cover up those things.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/04/2014 03:42AM by nonamekid.

very nice.

nonamekid Wrote:
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> We believe in lying, dissembling, obfuscating, and
> deceiving all men. Indeed, we may say we follow
> the admonition of Gordon: We believe in nothing,
> we hope to forget everything, we have denied many
> things, and hope to deny even more things. If
> there is anything embarrasing, provably false, or
> just plain batsh*t crazy, we seek to cover up
> those things.
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Fuckin A.

Great post!

What do Mormon's believe? Whatever they've just been told to believe.

We have always been at war with East Asia.

Mormonism reformed Christ

Mormons Believe in Whatever they Choose to for the Moment.

(It's like the weather in Utah. Want something different? Hold on for 10 minutes and it'll be there)

Mormons believe in rewriting the facts

Thou believest that there is one God; thou doest well: the devils also believe, and tremble.

- James 2:19

So Mormon believe in Christ - they are in interesting company...or are interesting company, depending on which we are speaking of.