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Posted by: 20wifelimit ( )
Date: January 27, 2015 10:58AM
LDS Church reinstates polygamy in nations where it is legal.

Carol Makita to move to Africa and become first plural wife of mission president. News @ 10.

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: January 27, 2015 11:08AM
Re: LDS Church reinstates polygamy in nations where it is legal.

So; in keeping with the instructions... she was a virgin just before?

Has permission of #1 (?)

ready / able to have children?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/27/2015 11:09AM by GNPE.

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Posted by: yeahright ( )
Date: January 27, 2015 11:33AM
Re: LDS Church reinstates polygamy in nations where it is legal.

Mission Presidents in African nations where polygamy is legal will be allowed to select up to 19 sister missionaries and the Mission Presidents wife will also be able to select 19 Elders as eternal spouses. Interbreeding between them will be allowed only as a special sacred calling. This was recently revealed to the Mission President by a rainbow rabbit, similar to the salamander thingy.

Mission President that received the new vision, hereafter to be called the Rainbow Rabbit Rapture Repopulation, will be revealed @ 10 am. Rod Decker claims it will be included in the D&C.

Parents of the missionaries being eternally assigned to their mission president & wife will not be allowed to attend the sealing ordinance due to safety concerns.

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