So Bin Ladin dies and goes to heaven. He is met at the gate by George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, Ben Franklin and several other early statesmen. Each one takes a turn at beating the crap out of him. He is not pleased and says: "Hey God, what is this? where are the 7 virgins I was promised?" To which the Lord replied "Virgins??? I didn't say Virgins, I said Virginians".
to be punished like that. Stuck for eternity with ucky ole nasty guys that look smelly. I mean what could they have done what was so bad? They're virgins fer cryin out loud!!!!