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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: November 29, 2014 12:13PM
This from Kirby re:grooming

From Robert Kirby's rant in the Trib today:
"I can attend the temple with this mustache, but the people who work there can't have one even though some of them have enough nose and ear hair to knit a sweater".

Perfect....gave me my Saturday morning chuckle.

Ron Burr

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Posted by: Tom Padley ( )
Date: November 29, 2014 12:18PM
Re: This from Kirby re:grooming

The patrons can look like God and Jesus, but the workers can't. Makes as much sense as everything else in TSCC.

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: November 29, 2014 03:45PM
Re: This from Kirby re:grooming

Is there anything more lowly and groveling than a temple worker?

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Posted by: MyTempleNameIsJoan ( )
Date: November 29, 2014 10:17PM
Re: This from Kirby re:grooming

I know people who are temple workers.
They think it's a position just a little lower than that of God himself.

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Posted by: Shummy ( )
Date: November 29, 2014 04:02PM
Re: This from Kirby re:grooming

Remembering the story someone told about an bad breath geezer who had stiffened this baker cap with plastic cut from an ice cream lid.

The label was clearly readable through the fabric.....Meadow Gold ice cream.

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Posted by: gemini ( )
Date: November 29, 2014 11:34PM
Re: This from Kirby re:grooming

That was me and the old geezer was in our ward...we nearly passed out from trying not to laugh out loud when we saw that...the ward temple night

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: November 29, 2014 09:06PM
Re: This from Kirby re:grooming

You know, Ron, Kirby is getting a little too personal with the nose and ear hair crack. Hell, if my back hair gets any longer, I'm going to have to braid it!

I have to dedicate my next beer to my Canuck friend in Lethbridge--Here's to the Maple Leaf and the salty reprobate up north! The Boner down south.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: November 29, 2014 09:19PM
Re: This from Kirby re:grooming

Thanks, pal....I will crack open a Rickard's Red Lager in your honor!

RB

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: November 29, 2014 09:22PM
Re: This from Kirby re:grooming

Just none of that Pig's Ass Porter!

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: November 29, 2014 09:23PM
Re: This from Kirby re:grooming

Oh, I might have one of those too!

RB

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: November 29, 2014 09:58PM
Re: This from Kirby re:grooming

Someday, I'm going to head north up I-15 and we'll share a couple of Pig Asses!

If you come down to SLC, we'll head to Bad Ass coffee...pure Kona!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/29/2014 09:58PM by byuboner.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: November 29, 2014 11:07PM
Re: This from Kirby re:grooming

Love that pure Kona....still have some in the freezer that I brought home from Hawaii...and if ya come up here, we'll quaff a few pints of our Alberta craft beers. And I've always wanted to shoot trap at Spanish Fork...so ya never know.

RB



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/29/2014 11:24PM by Lethbridge Reprobate.

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Posted by: escapee nli ( )
Date: November 30, 2014 12:10AM
Re: This from Kirby re:grooming

Boner, you should see my nephew. He's got enough hair all over to be referred to as the "third man from the left" (on the evolutionary chart).

Other Susan

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: November 30, 2014 12:49AM
Re: This from Kirby re:grooming

Yeah, I'm kind of a greying walking wookie myself!

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Posted by: CL2 ( )
Date: November 29, 2014 10:14PM
I thought I'd post the link

http://www.sltrib.com/news/1883463-155/kirby-not-a-hair-shall-be

Loved the part about the angel with the flaming sword!!!

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Posted by: MyTempleNameIsJoan ( )
Date: November 29, 2014 10:22PM
Re: I thought I'd post the link

I didn't realize he had such a good sense of humor. "When the ward's foyer quorum asked him what happened, he hedged a bit."

Foyer Quorum.

:)

is Kirby a Foyer member?

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