Very weird. It's intact, if it had been dropped, wouldn't it have splattered all over?

"Farmington| A dairy farmer from a small town near the Great Salt Lake in Utah, made an incredible discovery on his property while he was looking for one of his cows that had not returned. 69-year old Michael Woodson, found a 12 meter long humpback whale laying lifeless in the middle of one of his fields, hundreds of kilometers away its natural habitat."

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/mysterious-remains-of-a-whale-found-in-a-field-in-utah/

Was there a pot of petunias nearby?

I suspect the old Star Trek crew.

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> I suspect the old Star Trek crew.

Sure, a leftover prop from the never-released "Star Trek 3 1/2" -- where instead of the whales being dropped off in San Francisco Bay, Kirk dropped them off in Utah, because he thought that polygamy would increase their numbers faster.

bwahahah - good one Tom!

“So long, and thanks for all the fish!”

Yes!!

Here's some more on the story.

http://www.sltrib.com/home/1920146-155/a-whale-of-a-tale-no



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You beat me to it by two minutes!

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that people find hard to grok?

Don't worry, it's a hoax
http://www.sltrib.com/home/1920146-155/a-whale-of-a-tale-no

Thanks for the link!

I heard the Deseret News was about to run an extra section about how this whale proves something something something ghawd's plan is still unfolding.

Lol, Fox News also

I thought this was going to be a thread about Boyds bucket list wish to be a wiseguy.
He passed his initiation by dumping TSM is a field.

My mother in law used to subscribe to that rag...and thought it was all true....but that paper is the definition of yellow journalism...

RB

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