Posted by:
Queen of Denial
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Date: March 24, 2011 02:08PM
I am evil.
I drink coffee.
I have an IUD.
My boys don't know how to pray.
I voted No on prop. 8
I prefer lace thongs.
Vodka whispers sweet nothings now and then.
I think Glen Beck is a dangerous nut case.
I have sex for pleasure.
I cook with wine, and drink it while I cook.
I say "fuck" under my breath when the mood strikes.
I read Brody's "No Man Knows My History."
I don't care if my husband enjoys some porn.
I have shared my secret name.
I eat breakfast at Denica's with the fam on Sundays.
I have an assortment of bikinis.
I watched Rodriquez's "Machete" last night with my husband.
Thinking about the endowment makes me anxious.
I own a vibrator.
Garments made my skin crawl.
My son didn't get baptized.
I own books about most religions.
I own books about atheism.
I own a lot of books that have cuss words and refer to pre-marital sex.
I have fantasies about laughing in David Bednar's face.
I celebrate Christmas with family and friends. Jesus isn't invited.
I'd give my money to Brittney Spears before I paid tithing.
I spend time on exmormon.com.
I read "The Hobbit" instead of scripture to my boys at night.
I wear tanks and strapless dresses.
I am happy.
I am content.
I do not fear death.
I am evil.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/24/2011 02:33PM by Queen of Denial.