Posted by:
Elder OldDog
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Date: December 18, 2014 04:17PM
Thanks! I really and truly got the "key ring" part of the tale at an EQP party in 1969 while living in Lakeview Ward, in Provo. One of the elders yelled it out at the end of the evening, "Elders! All of you put your keys in a hat and the wives will pick out a set and go home with that guy!" There was some initial nervous laughter, then a pause, and then everyone laughed heartily.
Trying to keep a rein on the sex horse makes for weird shit. The Bonobos do it much better:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobocruise on down to sexual behavior and try to tell me that they got it wrong and we got it right!