. . . football team--NOT counting quarterback--and why?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/23/2014 02:41PM by steve benson.

Why, referee of course.
At least, that's his position at Notre Dame:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Notre_Dame_Stadium#mediaviewer/File:TDJesus.jpg

But then, the morg would probably not want to do the same as the church of the great and abominable whore of the earth...so maybe they'd put him at center? Oh, the jokes I could make about the QB constantly touching Jesus' butt...!

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/23/2014 03:04PM by steve benson.

Some of the games I've seen, I'd swear otherwise :)

Offensive line. Blocking Satan for everyone else to run to glory. Protecting the QB from Satan.

Offensive Tight End.
Because he's offensive and uptight.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/23/2014 03:05PM by hangar18.

Wide receiver of course.

Able to snag Hail Mary passes with holes in his hands.

How he does it is a miracle.

He'd be kicked off the team due to violations of BYU's dress and grooming standards.

And dressed like he's going to a toga party

But would he punch the Memphis players when he lost?
And then demand they turn the other cheek, so he could punch them again?

Jesus would be a speedy, safety and known for his wide receiver cover skills and his trash talking ability. Later, many white and delightsome BYU players will continue to trash talk despite not being able to cover my aunt.

Water into wine boy.

He wouldn't be playing for BYU.

Mormon Jesus is a natural.
Think about it...
Every time Mormon leaders ask Jesus for a revelation regarding
some pressing current issue, all they get is guidance about earrings or polka dot tights, or some other trivial stuff. Jesus always punts on the difficult questions.

How about Running Back...as in I'll be right running back- maybe in a couple thousand years.

Slightly off topic

At the entrance to Tulane University in New Orleans, there is a statue of Jesus. Instead of arms held out...the shepherd look...this statue has his arms straight up like a football referee.

The statue is referred to on campus as Touchdown Jesus.

lv skeptic Wrote:
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> The statue is referred to on campus as Touchdown
> Jesus.

So is the one at Notre Dame, see my link above.

The pigskin isn't kosher, so he'd have to be a kicker, but he'd have lots of hang time.

He would go on to play for the Saints and get crucified in the playoffs.

Favorite play: Hail Mary with immaculate reception.
Extracurricular: Baptize coach with Gatorade.
Criminal record: Domestic temple violence.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/23/2014 06:41PM by donbagley.

Well, he would not be a receiver because he has holes in both his hands!

Jesus strikes as more of a hackey-sack kinda guy, maybe frisbee golf.

It's on a tee-shirt, it must be true!
http://www.z*azzle.com/hacky_sack_jesus_tee_shirt-235281738290923942

Take the * our of the URL



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/23/2014 07:05PM by MJ.

If you do not have the talent or ability to play, the best you can do is yell at the coach about why he is losing the game.

HH =)

Do Jews play football?????????

Well he can't play rugby because he has illegal spikes. . .

Center: because he takes in the ass for the whole team.