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Posted by: suzanne ( )
Date: January 24, 2015 06:54PM
Mormon Satan

I want to know more... Blonde? No water? I want all the craziness! Please help!

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Posted by: catnip ( )
Date: January 25, 2015 12:36AM
Re: Mormon Satan

I've heard a number of Mormons pronounce "Satan" as "saint-en," which I found very amusing.

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: January 25, 2015 12:40AM
Re: Mormon Satan

You really expect me to tell the details of my TBM mother-in-law?!? The Boner.

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: January 25, 2015 12:41AM
Re: Mormon Satan

Some of his minions:

Jewish atheist scientists
Smart types
Strong women
Makers of R movies
Baristas and bartenders
Sleeveless girls
Free thinkers
Jehovah's Witnesses

I've got them on the list
They'll none of them be missed

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Posted by: newtoutah ( )
Date: January 25, 2015 12:45AM
Re: Mormon Satan

I've gotten the impression that Satan is a means to an end for LDS'ers.
How could they ever gain a heavenly reward were it not for Satan's move in the Garden of Eden?
It seems they don't really put him down as much as other Christian religions do.
Satan asked Eve, don't you want to be LIKE God?
And LDS'ers answered, YES!

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Posted by: smirkorama ( )
Date: January 25, 2015 01:05AM
Re: Mormon Satan

with a Jesus like MORmON Jesus, who needs a Satan ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_PGm1hkW6Q

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Posted by: Ex-Sister Sinful Shoulders ( )
Date: January 25, 2015 02:17AM
Re: Mormon Satan

He aint heavy, he's Jesus's brother.
Scape "goat" whenever something goes wrong.
After midnight=Satan's playground.
He's always trying to mess with the plan of salvation.
Satan is gay (just heard that yesterday).
He is also a rock musician and an actor.
He likes warm climates.
Apparently, he does a lot of confusing whispering.

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: January 25, 2015 03:10AM
Re: Mormon Satan

Leave it to Mormonism to turn God into a fetish.

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Posted by: Cold-Dodger ( )
Date: January 25, 2015 03:15AM
say-nh (n/t)


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