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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: January 29, 2015 11:53AM

I'm not asking for myself, but a friend of mine was too chicken to ask, so I said I'd do it.

He's working on a robot designed for the assisted care industry and it would be useful to him if he could advertise that besides being of great temporal value, they also had some spiritual value.

The best feature is that a loved one could log "into" the robot, to see and hear what the robot sees and hears, and then talk through the robot to sing a lullaby, or read from the book of Abraham, or crimp the oxygen line of the patient... You know, all the things humans can do.

I told my friend that if the price were right, the Big 15 would probably say ghawd was cool with it, as long as the robots were straight.

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Posted by: madalice ( )
Date: January 29, 2015 12:01PM

As long as the robot doesn't masturbate, drink coffee, tea, or alcohol, and cleans the church on weekends,I don't see why he couldn't have the PH. He could then be programed to give PH blessings. You would then need two of them. They would have to do their HT, help people move, and of course pay tithing.

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: January 29, 2015 12:04PM

tell your friend it's already happened.

just sayin'

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: January 29, 2015 12:08PM

I think I hear what you're saying, but has he ever borne his testimony?

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: January 29, 2015 12:24PM

they're working on it...

they're still not sure if it was a software or hardware glitch.

Then, there's the problem for members to distinguish 'real' PH holders from robots. No One wants to commit whether/not this is a valid problem or not...



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 01/29/2015 12:27PM by GNPE.

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: January 29, 2015 02:34PM

In the soft core porn movie "Flesh Gordon," the rapist robots had corkscrew members. You know the drill.

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