Fanny did that?

We know these things, so what is your point of eating so much band? What is your agenda? Ever been mormon?

Homer and Marge did in an episode of the Simpsons.

It's a lot of fun. You should try it sometime. We rural folk take advantage of the opportunities!

People store all kinds of things in a barn...

Sounds like fun. Now what's your point?

I wouldn't care where it was-- I'd just be happy to score.

Barn, tractor cab, hay field, canal, river, cab of the pick-up, anywhere we could and it is was(and still is) all good. 35+ years on the farm.

Cows, horses, prophets . . .

You obviously didn't grow up on a farm.

I grew up in Iowa. Don't know of any kids who didn't hit the hay.

Hay is stored in barns.

trucks too....lots of room in a truck cab...in a barn...or next to a haystack....just sayin'

RB



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When there are no hotels/motels available people take what they can get, lol.

I'm just now reading Diane von Fuerstenberg's autobiography "The Woman I Wanted To Be " and she tells how she went off into the woods with one of her lovers at the age of 16

Horny little nymph, and she had a great and interesting life.

I did, once, many years ago.

I got chiggers from the hay.....

When I was growing up, my Grandpa was foreman of a very large (and very old, going back to Mexican times) ranch, and his and my Grandma's foreman's residence had a barn nearby (as well as a horse named Barney, who I got to ride...and a cow named Bossy, who I got to milk!!! :D )

When I was about seven, that property was sold to developers (it now has an amazing number of multi-million dollar homes on it), and so I never did get to have sex in a barn.

So sex in a barn is still an unrequited dream of mine...but maybe SOMEDAY??? :)

I have a barn.

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> I have a barn.


:D :D :D

I have a barn and two chicken coops. Triple fun. <nudge nudge, wink wink>

Then watch out for chiggers.

Honestly. They itch like hell.

The cure, back in the day, was to paint fingernail polish over the bumps where they had dug in. Naturally, all we could find was red...

My rear looked like it had been used as a target for a bb gun....



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> Honestly. They itch like hell.

I know they have chiggers in Missouri (someone who grew up there told me), but I don't think they have them where I am.

On the other hand, I don't know where anon77's barn---or anybody else's barn---is, either.

So maybe I OUGHT to be watching out for chiggers!

Does anyone know the general geographical boundaries of where chiggers live??

Sheep!

I suspect those with a preponderence for bestiality have sex in the barn quite often.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

me ...... in the hay loft no less. Sandy Utah.



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The secret is to take a nice thick quilt out to the barn with you.

A sheet will do.

Quilt??...some of us are not into missionary style!!..Barn, Beach..wherever..if its good..its good!!

Beach hey? If you're drinking beer, don't get sand in your Shlitz.

Me please!

Most male answers would include: Duh!!! I would love to have sex in a barn...with a teenager named Fanny or Fanni or Fanie or Faney. It sounds more like tons of fun.

Any girl with a name like that is bound to want to work through some social sexual frusturations with some good old fashioned, "nasty-naughty sex revenge" on her parents and society.