Posted by:
smirkorama
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Date: February 03, 2015 06:22AM
First of all, the temple is billed as such a tremendous "spiritual" experience, that it is only natural to expect to witness some kind of divine manifestation in the process.
Second, I had a goofy aunt that let it slip that secret handshakes were involved. I was about 11 at the time that she made that disclosure. In reaction I thought: There is NO way that the utterly sublime temple experience would include anything as LAME and STUPID as secret handshakes.
About 8 years later, I was being temple *endowed* prior to a full time MORmON mission. MUCH TO MY CHAGRIN, Not only was there really STUPID LAME secret handshakes, but I was touched inappropriately in private area, and there were threats made on my life in a very explicit and gory fashion.
Blame me, that I did not have the personal fortitude to walk out right then and tell my parents to shove their STUPID HOAKY LAME MORmON religion right up the place where one piece temple garments always tried to migrate to.
Blame me, that I actually went on a full time mission after that harrowing experience that should have been an EPIC WAKE UP CALL and attempted to sell that insane MORmON BS to others.
Blame me, that I actually converted some people to the insane MORmON BS.
Blame me, that I actually went back to a Hell house MORmON temple even after my extreme misgivings about the INSANE CRAP that went on in there.
I must have been a real MORmON at the time, but thankfully not anymore !!!! I will be stridently repenting of that sin for the rest of my life, now that I know better!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTDKUmI-NOE