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Hahahahaahahaha... oooooo its the greedy golden oldies of

mormondumb.

NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,....ETC.

Ron Burr

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm small I know but wherever I go

the church will always stalk me. Singing singing all the day...

I'm small I know but where ever I go...

The church says I need to give.

Gawd Steve, that thing makes me dizzy when I'm looking at it.

;o)

Paying paying all the way .... Give it all to them...

I wonder what word Steve B. would choose if he were posting for one of the Q15?

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Wait...in every line except 7 and 9 there is one "ie." Secret code?

Homeland security wants to talk to you Steve.

No problem, just a little glitch while they update.

Keep your chin up in the meantime.

But keep your head low you know what I mean?

Wouldn't it be funny to give the chorus to say, Jack Nicholson, on a bright, sunny day and have him read it like a screenplay? I'd also like to hear Christopher Walken read a conference talk or a passage out of the BOM.

Not new here but a long-time listener and lurker.

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> Not new here but a long-time listener and lurker.


Welcome to Family Home Evening.

I ain't sayin' the prayer.

Thanks for the kind welcome. FHE is a wonderful experience for us all.

Cheers!

Well since missuer moose is still extant why don't we move on to arts'n'crafts portion of our time together.

Let us now learn how to make lovely earrings out of mooseturds.

One per ear of course.

I can hardly wait cause I get to say the blessing on the refreshmnents.

I was born hearin the good old Mormon beat and I know you guys know what I mean.

Thank gawd I got out before the ole blue hymnbook went green all a'laden with Kapp crap with new arrangements.

I do love to see the Temple but for much different reasons.

Musical alterations mirror the Correlation Revelation.

I know I'm not making this up.

When I was a little kid in Primary in the late 60's, we had to stop singing this song. I don't know if it was a local decision or came down from on high.

The reasoning was that people might think it was talking about drugs.

Give said the little stream (injecting into the bloodstream).

The grass grows greener still (an obvious reference to pot).

Singing singing all the day (what hippies did with their time).

Somebody - please tell me I didn't dream this up!

I was not around in the 60s and I remember the song - maybe it took a while to get dropped once someone had 'decoded' it. It's hardly "Puff the Magic Dragon"

I never knew the words to those mormon songs so I may have done a lot of humming.

All I know is that song about "deep in the mountain side" had a really bitchin' power chord.

The Golden Plates lay hidden....

I remember it had an awesome chord structure.

Well ok but keep your eyes closed.

So ya gotta forgive me folks but Steve's sub line keeps distilling itself down to simple truth in me noggin.....

"give said the little sperm"

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When I have grown a foot or two---even though I'd look pretty funny with three or four feet.

Okay Steve, new lyrics:

I hope they call me when I’m missin’
When I have grown a foot or two.
I hope by then I will be ready,
To teach and preach and work as exmos try do do.

I hope that I can share this let-ter
With those who want to know the truth.
It’s for a C-E-S Director
To de-convert Morg-bots while I am in my youth.

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Fun fact. The guy who wrote it has a son in one of my old wards here in North Texas. Newel Kay Brown. Anyhoo...

I talked with him and he told me how when he was writing that tune he would play the bass line over and over till his wife would yell out

"Quit playin that darned cowboy song!"


HAHAH.. this still makes me laugh cus it totally is a cowboy walking bassline.

We need more cow bell!

Never too early to start indoctrinating the young to give everything to Tscc

Give, said the Mormon Church,
Give, oh give, give, oh give
Give said the Mormon church,
As it ran out of its funds.
I'm a cult you know, but if I say so
you must listen and obey.
Taking, taking all away,
None for you, no none for you.
Lying, lying all the day
Just to make you pay.