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Posted by: southern Idaho inactive ( )
Date: February 15, 2015 08:54PM

Cricket in Pinocchio! You can't make this stuff up! He's also the bishop's messenger so he gets to sit on the stand with the bishopric every week.

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Posted by: ness ( )
Date: February 15, 2015 08:56PM

... That's how it was explained to me as a kid, too.

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Posted by: Heartless ( )
Date: February 15, 2015 11:35PM

Me too, 60s and 70s.

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Posted by: Shummy ( )
Date: February 15, 2015 09:20PM

Blasphemy!

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Posted by: The Invisible Green Potato ( )
Date: February 15, 2015 09:25PM

Shummy Wrote:
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> Blasphemy!

Yeah! First of all, it is Jiminy Cricket, not Jimmy Cricket. Secondly, Jiminy Cricket would be offended to be compared to the Holy I-can-only-find-your-keys-as-long-as-you-didn't-drop-them-down-a-drain Ghost.

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Posted by: Still Lurking ( )
Date: February 15, 2015 09:25PM

That Jiminy Cricket analogy was taught to me too- way before the "Especially For Mormons" material help books came out. Not saying that that's where the speaker obtained his talk, but those are full of drivel like that.

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Posted by: Shummy ( )
Date: February 15, 2015 09:29PM

Of all the Three Big Dudes, HG is the most scary.

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: February 15, 2015 10:07PM

When you wish upon a ghost
Makes no difference how you boast
Any blessing you invent
Will come to you

If your heart is in your purse
All your critics will be cursed
While forgetting to repent
As sinners do

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Posted by: Devoted Exmo ( )
Date: February 15, 2015 10:19PM

This is a masterpiece, Don!

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Posted by: siobhan ( )
Date: February 16, 2015 02:19PM

Jiminy Cricket was voiced by a singer of novelty tunes named Ukulele Ike. He would be hired to sing on the original mickey mouse club and would often be inebriated. Disney would fire him and then have to rehire him because there was no other voice of Jiminy Cricket. Look for his tunes "give it to Mary with Love" or "I'm a bear in a lady's boudoir".

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: February 15, 2015 10:20PM

who ya' gonna' call ....

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Posted by: Shummy ( )
Date: February 15, 2015 10:42PM

Don some of us are poorly blest.

By God Almighty you R the best.

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Posted by: Shummy ( )
Date: February 15, 2015 11:07PM

and so it would appear to me

the Palmyra pick pocket would grudingly agree

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Posted by: cludgie ( )
Date: February 16, 2015 12:19PM

At BEST the Holy Ghost is like Jiminy Cricket (not "Jimmy"). If the HG were at least like Jiminy Cricket, life would be better and more cheerful.

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: February 16, 2015 01:10PM

I think the "holy ghost" is JUST like Jiminy Cricket.
Fictional.
:)

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Posted by: Exdrymo ( )
Date: February 16, 2015 01:22PM

But...but... then who is Tinkerbell?

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Posted by: scarecrowfromoz ( )
Date: February 16, 2015 01:37PM

He sings and dances? He's Fred Astaire? I'm not up on my fairy tales, and never saw pinocchio (mabye I did when I was 4 or 5, but I really don't remember the story). When I hear the name Jiminy Cricket singing and dancing like Fred Astaire using a cane comes to mind-- must be something I saw on video clips.

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Posted by: wanderingbutnotlost ( )
Date: February 16, 2015 01:48PM

The HG runs away at the first hint of misbehavior or even an improper thought. Jiminy Cricket didn't.

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Posted by: seekyr ( )
Date: February 16, 2015 02:02PM

So if they build a Latter-Day theme park on some of that land they're buying down in Florida, do you think the HG will be portrayed as a sort of Jiminy Cricket-like character?

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: February 16, 2015 02:09PM

To me the Holy Ghost was the guilt that invaded my brain when I was 13 and spankin' it out behind the barn....and I paid it no heed.

RB

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Posted by: Adult of god nli ( )
Date: February 16, 2015 02:22PM

Hey, the youth speaker said "Jimmy Cricket." That's actually Jiminy's evil twin. Jimmy and Stan are buddies. And Jimmy has two left feet. More lies from the pulpit at SM.

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Posted by: hello ( )
Date: February 16, 2015 03:17PM

Reminds me of the girl that taught in SM that Santa Clause was the fourth member of the godhead.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: February 16, 2015 03:18PM

I got the same lesson as a kid.

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Posted by: lush ( )
Date: February 16, 2015 03:23PM

That Geico commercial where Pinocchio is a motivational speaker is pure gold! Laugh every time.

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