Posted by:
mootman
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Date: February 28, 2015 12:20AM
I just don't talk to Mormons anymore and I am starting to worry I won't know what to say if I had to talk to one.
Do they still require 100% home teaching?
Do they still have 3 hours straight of sitting quietly?
Do they still talk about sex all the time?
Do they still say "I know this Church is true"?
Are bishops becoming younger and/or older than they used to be? (smaller pool of candidates)
Is there censorship? Certain words you can't say anymore?
Do missionaries get laughed off the doorsteps now for uttering the delightful title of the 'fabulous' Broadway musical theater production? "The Book of Mormon"
God knows what kind of weird inside commandments or programs they have rolled out
Do they still give guilt-trips about "doing your genealogy" and doing "missionary work"?