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Posted by: themaster ( )
Date: March 19, 2015 04:49AM

While I was a missionary in a strange land, I awoke one morning with not one but two huge zits on my back. Each pimple was on the lower part of my shoulder blades. One on each one and there was no way I could pop them.

There was no way I was going to ask my companion to pop those suckers so I decided I would just have to suffer until they went down on their own.

For 3 days I suffered in silence as these pimples continued to grow and hurt and drive me crazy. On the fourth day we went to a members home and they had a 14 year old daughter who loved to pinch the missionaries by taking her two fingers on one hand and grabbing your skin while twisting her hand.

She came up behind me and her fingers went right around the pimple on my left side and it was the most amazing relief from pain. I thanked her multiple times. A little while later she decided to get revenge I guess and her fingers grab the right part of my back. Yes, once again her fingers wrapped themselves around the pimple and twisted. Pop pop fizz fizz o what a relief it was. Both of them popped. I thanked her again and guess what, my white shirt had 2 blood spots where she had popped my zits.
I had proof.

That was my lucky day for a 14 year old Sister Luck to enjoy pinching missionaries.

Yes indeed, God works in mysterious ways. Where the heck are my car keys.

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Posted by: knotheadusc ( )
Date: March 19, 2015 05:27AM

OMG... gross! But what a funny story!

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: March 19, 2015 08:03AM

Those were your wing roots! If she hadn't popped them, you wouldn't need a car or an elevator!

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Posted by: Itzpapalotl ( )
Date: March 19, 2015 04:28PM

Watch at your own risk. BF wouldn't come watch it with me and he has a much stronger stomach than I.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/this-is-what-its-like-to-pop-a-20-year-old-zit

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Posted by: icanseethelight ( )
Date: March 19, 2015 06:23PM

not..gonna...look

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Posted by: matt ( )
Date: March 19, 2015 06:35PM

It's not that bad. There are worse on Youtube.

Incidentally, my wife touched a large boil under my armpit and the damn thing went off with a bang.

My wife needed a shower, the bed needed changing and we had to repaint the wall.

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Posted by: icanseethelight ( )
Date: March 20, 2015 02:51PM

LOL!

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Posted by: moose ( )
Date: March 20, 2015 03:13PM

With all that, were you able to keep that arm?

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Posted by: seekyr ( )
Date: March 19, 2015 09:04PM

Oh heavens, there are tons of giant Sebaceous cyst poppings on Youtube. They are both disgusting and mesmerizing.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: March 19, 2015 06:40PM

Maybe that is all Joseph wanted Helen for...

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: March 19, 2015 07:42PM

She had found her one true calling!

RB

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Posted by: seekyr ( )
Date: March 19, 2015 09:01PM

The angel with the flaming sword could have lanced that sucker, and cauterized it too.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/19/2015 09:02PM by seekyr.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: March 20, 2015 01:34PM

the angel Macne

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Posted by: shannon ( )
Date: March 19, 2015 07:57PM

Ick. I've avoided opening this post all day. Curiosity finally got me. Blech, just blech.

;o)

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: March 19, 2015 10:37PM

Almost looks like an old boil. I suffered through my first boil while in SLC....payback for all my sinnin' I guess...

Ron Burr

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