I'm about done with trying to fix things it's crapped up. I damn autoincorrect to hell.

From what eye here, ewe Kant beet it.

Durp. I wanna be punished for my own typos, and not for Steve Job's trans-(something clever)... Umm actually, I was hoping there'd be a typo in there. Fucking hell. Why is it that autocorrect only works when I'm misspelling everything?

Also, Warning!! Offensive language!! Don't read!!

I have a spelling checker
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure lee glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh,
My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles to reed,
And aides me when aye rime.

To rite with care is quite a feet,
Of witch won should be proud.
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaws are knot aloud.

And now bee cause my spelling,
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know faults with in my cite,
Of none eye am a wear.

Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed to bee a joule
The checker poured o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.

That's why aye brake in two averse
By righting wants too pleas.
Sow now ewe sea why aye dew prays
Such soft wear for pea seas!