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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: March 30, 2015 12:48PM

Some people are so gullible...:(

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Posted by: petalumagal ( )
Date: March 30, 2015 12:50PM

God must love idiots. He keeps making more and more.

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: March 30, 2015 01:01PM

Would the landslide bring him down?

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Posted by: saucie ( )
Date: March 30, 2015 01:01PM

I love how he keeps popping up in all the best places

and then ends up on the cover of the National Enquirer.

A hillside.... whoa....He's moving up from toast.

Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahha

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Posted by: Shummy ( )
Date: March 30, 2015 01:08PM

This is as good as it gets folks from an omnipotent God who created everything in 6000 years.

Jesus looks kinda sad. We can only guess why.

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Posted by: EXON46 ( )
Date: March 30, 2015 01:11PM

OMG I mean OMA, that's my face! I must be Jebis.

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Posted by: Heresy ( )
Date: March 30, 2015 01:13PM

Why does he never appear on my hillside, or toast? I eat toast almost daily. I am be atheist, but I'd recognize him.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: March 30, 2015 01:14PM

whatever....

RB

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Posted by: Carrots Tomatoes and Radishes ( )
Date: March 30, 2015 01:15PM

Cause ya know...no one else in this world has ever looked like that.

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Posted by: saucie ( )
Date: March 30, 2015 01:21PM

I was just thinking that its funny how people never see his face

on a BM.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: March 30, 2015 03:42PM

Maybe I should start looking?

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Posted by: saucie ( )
Date: March 30, 2015 04:17PM

hahahahahah no why change?

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Posted by: somnambulist ( )
Date: March 30, 2015 01:31PM

Are we sure it is Jesus? I could be almost anybody. Why does it have to be Jesus.

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Posted by: saucie ( )
Date: March 30, 2015 04:20PM

somnambulist Wrote:
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> Are we sure it is Jesus? I could be almost
> anybody. Why does it have to be Jesus.


EXACTLY...... it could be one of the three stooges for all we

know... or it could be SAnta Claus or the tooth fairy.......

No one knows what Cheesus Christ really looks like!!!!!!!!!

And for that matter.... no one knows if he was even a real

person!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
s

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Posted by: DFelila ( )
Date: March 30, 2015 01:38PM

Oh lookie...
He's white, too!!
It MUST be real!!

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Posted by: Shummy ( )
Date: March 30, 2015 01:52PM

Judge not the Lord by feeble sense,
But trust Him for His grace;
Behind a frowning providence.....



He hides a smiley face. :o)

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Posted by: Ex-Sister Sinful Shoulders ( )
Date: March 30, 2015 02:13PM

How did he get from my toast to Colombia? It's a miracle!

He also looks like those tree people in Lord of the Rings.

Who made Jesus cry this time?

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Posted by: steve benson ( )
Date: March 30, 2015 02:29PM


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Posted by: Shummy ( )
Date: March 30, 2015 02:41PM

So you're sayin they're making a mountain out of a guacomole hill?

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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: March 30, 2015 02:51PM

They'll never admit it's actually Joseph Smith.

And if it slides again it'll be TS Monson.

Then if slides a little more......Elder Holland!

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Posted by: Templar ( )
Date: March 30, 2015 02:58PM

I don't know what they saw, but the published photo is obviously a fake with the photo of a male face overlaid on a mountain background.

How would they know it was Jesus anyway since a description or drawing of him does not exist.

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Posted by: moose ( )
Date: March 30, 2015 03:35PM

Check out apophenia or, more specifically, pareidolia.


saucie: "I was just thinking that its funny how people never see his face on a BM."

That one cracked me up!

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Posted by: Senoritalamanita ( )
Date: March 30, 2015 03:50PM

OH HOW LOVELY IS THE MORNING ...

And right above the face of Jesus
is a grove of trees
filled with pure white doves
that poop upon him
each and every morning.

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Posted by: Richard the Bad ( )
Date: March 30, 2015 03:59PM

Don't want to walk and talk about Jesus, just want to see his face.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EymLq0htbL8

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Posted by: weeder ( )
Date: March 30, 2015 04:10PM

I moved on to the next stall.

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Posted by: saucie ( )
Date: March 30, 2015 04:22PM

weeder Wrote:
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> I moved on to the next stall.


You should have taken a picture first.... then we'd all know

what the Hell he looks like!!!!!!! Another missed opportunity.

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Posted by: Jonny the Smoke ( )
Date: March 30, 2015 04:12PM

I think its Matthew Mcconaughey, not Jesus.

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Posted by: Shummy ( )
Date: March 30, 2015 09:26PM

Well I tellya if I ever meet the Virgin Mary, I'm getting to the bottom of that virgin thingie asap.

I'd demand to know if her hymen has been restored after James and all the other Savior-sibs came along.

Until then, I'm checking out every tortilla I see.

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