Ya know, something moose said on the mormon blue-bloods thread got me thinking about our deep roots that bind us all together here.

What if someone were to produce an interlocking family geneology chart of every mormon that ever sprouted up since Horny Joe first sowed his seed...

and furthermore if one could highlight each name from there that also appears on Exmormon message boards...

one would have a perfect picture of the cream rising to the top of the stripped milk of mormonism...

there is only one aristocracy here.

An aristocracy of the mind.

Without being too smug about it, we are the Royals.

In that case, I'm going to unpack my Tierra and wear it about the house, when I walk my dog...

Well you should get poochie and you matching green aprons and then dare anyone to mock a true mormon duchess.

I don't think green is her color, but it would be quite a conversation starter... =)

Oh Shummy......

that was beautiful and wonderful and true.

Oh Yay for us, all of us.

A beautiful insight, Shummy...

...from your beautiful (and healthy!!!) mind.



[P.S. For anyone who doesn't understand: the reference is to Nobel Laureate John Nash, about whom the film "A Beautiful Mind" was made.]

you know that does lead to an interesting question, In all honesty and sincerity, if in the temple they are anointed priests and kings (queens and priestesses to their husbands) why don't they wear crowns and tierras? Why not purple scarlet velvet robes and scepters?

Instead it's bakers hats? and cheep muslin?

I thank you humbly.

You reminded me of "The Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind".

Would that we could adapt that same theme to Mormonism, eh?

Thought-wise, that is.

Hey, any releif society alum knows that moose droppings can make beautiful brown pearl of great price necklaces with a proper shellacking, of course.

Don't ever change, my ruminating ruminant relative.



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> Don't ever change, my ruminating ruminant
> relative.

Ruminants are in the news today!!!

Beyond the brief, front page squibs, here is the real story...

http://www.archaeology.org/news/3127-150330-anglo-saxon-recipe

:) :) :)

tevai Wrote:

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> Ruminants are in the news today!!!
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> Beyond the brief, front page squibs, here is the
> real story...
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> http://www.archaeology.org/news/3127-150330-anglo-
> saxon-recipe
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> :) :) :)


Mankind dismisses ancient wisdom at it's own peril.

Reminds me of the old cowboy's remedy for chapped lips, which consisted of cow manure.

He said it didn't smell so good but it sure kept you from licking your lips.

:) :) :)

Moose droppings necklaces... That must have been a Canadian or Wyoming RS craft project. Exquisite.

O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O=O (necklace replica)

Shummy, shiny, shellacked sphincter stones, society summarily shuns!


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I know I GD sure am. I'm the king o' my little patch of dirt here...and my dear sweet wifey is the queen. Thus spaketh me.

Ron Burr

Lethbridge Reprobate Wrote:
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> I know I GD sure am. I'm the king o' my little
> patch of dirt here...and my dear sweet wifey is
> the queen. Thus spaketh me.
>
> Ron Burr


Or so spanketh she!

jk Ron :o)

and I highly recommend them for dog-walking.

Sorry, my Kindle auto correct speller must be straight! =(

Are high heels involved, while dog walking...?

Let's all join hands and sing, "Weee are the Champions..."

"matching green aprons and then dare anyone to mock a true mormon duchess."

I personally think you should tie dye the green apron so it will be more stylin.... just sayin.

High heels and fishnets could be involved in dog walking, depends on the age and general back and knee condition of the human walkers...
NOT ME I'll stick with my walking shoes, but I would do the tie dyed green apron for kicks.

And for sure, I'd wear my TIARA - it's got fake rubies and emeralds in it. The emeralds will go with the tie dyed green apron... HA HA

The notes of "we Are the Champions" are right there on the tip of my tongue. "And uh one, two, three, four... We are the champions." I am on the chorus part cause everyone knows that part.

we will

we will

ROCK you!


tap tap slap! tap tap slap!

Well maybe the saner sectors of society do.

Clear-coated coprolites cannot claim candidacy for a cultured cuppa tea.

http://thewinkingmoose.com/

I thought you guys were joking. Earrings? Hahahahaha. Ugh.

Someone needs to make bat sh!t crazy jewelry for mormons.
/¥\ ~~¥~~ € /¥\ €€ ~~¥~~ (bats)

Somebody just got bitched out for saying this recently.