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Posted by: anon666 ( )
Date: April 05, 2015 11:17PM

First woman to speak on Saturday morning.

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Posted by: anon666 ( )
Date: April 05, 2015 11:19PM

I am sure I messed up the quote, but that was the crux of it.

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Posted by: Drew90 ( )
Date: April 05, 2015 11:22PM

Boyd Packer must really look sexy to her then.

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Posted by: anon666 ( )
Date: April 05, 2015 11:23PM

The image of Austin Powers with a missionary name tag and the caption "Do I make you horney?" keeps piping into my mind.

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Posted by: misterzelph ( )
Date: April 05, 2015 11:31PM

That makes me butt ugly.

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Posted by: anon666 ( )
Date: April 05, 2015 11:34PM

Yup. I am right there with you. I asked my TBM DW if it was true, and she said "yes." I am ugly anyway so it didn't hurt that much.

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Posted by: annieg ( )
Date: April 06, 2015 08:49AM

Hope you told her she'd be a lot more attractive to you if she'd stop wearing 1850s butt ugly prairie underwear.

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Posted by: CA girl ( )
Date: April 05, 2015 11:48PM

I'm sorry but seriously, whenever I see a Mormon guy and think he might be attractive, unbidden, a vision of them in their garments pops into my head.

It's amazing how ridiculous they look - and how any sort of attraction turns into silent laughter.

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Posted by: tatersalad ( )
Date: April 06, 2015 03:04PM

There is something about the greasy-haired, phony-smiling, faux-macho, yet extremely humble Priesthood holders that I associated with for so much of my adult life that makes me wonder what women see in them...

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Posted by: To hell in a handbasket ( )
Date: April 07, 2015 02:20AM

the garments, plus the bakers cap and wierd apron over creepy white cult clothes.... plus the fact that most of them have no balls

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Posted by: escapee ( )
Date: April 06, 2015 12:48AM

My German Shepherd's behind is far more attractive.

Other Susan

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Posted by: Ex-Sister Sinful Shoulders ( )
Date: April 06, 2015 01:01AM

Clearly, she needs to leave her neighborhood more often, or state?

Or, is she lusting after all the worthy priesthood holders at church? She's a priesthood cougar! Time to see the bishop, and, keep your hands to yourself while you're in there!

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Posted by: To hell in a handbasket ( )
Date: April 07, 2015 02:21AM

So that's why they close the door when they interview you ;)

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Posted by: verilyverily ( )
Date: April 06, 2015 01:08AM

Being a lifelong liar and showing how good you have become at it. Like some of the SP car dealers in SLC, they could sell a car with no transmission in it to a CULT member because they are excellent liars.
There have been some as good at lying as JS and Breedum Young, but that is how you become any upper level anything in the CULT.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: April 06, 2015 06:52PM

Missionary service fosters the ability to figure out how to present unsavory facts in flattering terms that make them even seem desirable. It's a gift!

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Posted by: satangotme ( )
Date: April 06, 2015 12:32PM

Maybe there is so much porn "problem" in the church because of the garments

garment wearer = boner killer

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: April 06, 2015 12:48PM

http://www.slideshare.net/rogeraharvey/once-upon-a-time-aaronic-priesthood-commemoration

Slide 13 - Modern pioneer men are goofy teenage boys going out into the world on missions. Hot!

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: April 06, 2015 01:05PM

My dear Catholic wife would take her to task on that. All the priesthood holders she went to high school with treated her like second class garbage,....not very attractive. I on the other hand, a beer drinking, loves to cuss, apostate & former elder, treats her like the treasured Queen she is.

Ron Burr

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: April 06, 2015 01:58PM

My wife of 22 years would heartily disagree :)

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Posted by: greenAngel ( )
Date: April 06, 2015 02:58PM

when I was in YW we had a couple lessons as Laurels about how marrying a nonmember would mean that he might be an ok husband and father but never better than "okay."

the problem was, we were in NC and there aren't many Mormons around period and everyone in the class but one was in a first gen member family and two had nevermo dads. I myself had 2 atheist grandfathers and I knew they were wonderful hubbies & fathers. I had my parents as evidence.

so I knew the lesson was total BS, even as a TBM.

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Posted by: Still Lurking ( )
Date: April 06, 2015 03:02PM

According to another thread, the choir ladies are pretty hot.

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Posted by: tatersalad ( )
Date: April 06, 2015 03:06PM

I honestly saw maybe 3 that had that "look" in their eyes. Here's wishing they had Victoria's Secret on under those robes...

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Posted by: lighthouse ( )
Date: April 06, 2015 06:29PM

Alas... I'm sure it was Victoria's "Sacred".



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/06/2015 06:30PM by lighthouse.

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Posted by: Tevai ( )
Date: April 07, 2015 04:04AM

lighthouse Wrote:
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> Alas... I'm sure it was Victoria's "Sacred".

:D :D :D

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Posted by: summer ( )
Date: April 06, 2015 06:47PM

Whatever floats her boat!

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Posted by: eunice ( )
Date: April 06, 2015 07:17PM

My husband and I have been together for 27+ years (married 26-1/2) and my attraction to him was not and is still not connected to whether or not he held the priesthood. Sh!t like that from the pulpit at GC will just add more crap for TBM women to put their husbands down with.

And how the hell would they know if the guy is really a worthy priesthood holder? Because he goes to church every Sunday and has a temple recommend? Up until about 12 years ago, my FIL was able to maintain the facade of a "worthy priesthood holder." He was a lifelong church employee and bishop/stake president but something happened on the senior mission he was serving with my MIL that caused him to be excommunicated for "lifelong struggles with same-sex attraction but never acted on them."

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Posted by: generationofvipers ( )
Date: April 06, 2015 07:23PM

Yes, it was something like never more attractive than when he is exercising his priesthood worthily. That might be true if you are a woman who (a) thinks power is the most attractive feature in a mate, and (b) thinks "priesthood power" is really a thing.

I found the quote offensive and hurtful because it was specifically calculated to manipulate men who are not into the church (like me). It is something that TBM women can hold over their husbands heads, just another way to make us feel worthless and like our wives would really like to be married to someone else.

The church is hell on women at times, but it is just as tough on men who aren't totally into it. Demeaning and hurts all around.

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: April 06, 2015 10:27PM

One who passed his worminess interview, no doubt.

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Posted by: scmd ( )
Date: April 07, 2015 03:23AM

My pregnant wife is far more attractive than the most attractive priesthood member on the face of the planet. Until the Morg grants the priesthood to women, that statement will be inherently false to heterosexual males.

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: April 07, 2015 03:45AM

one aspect of cult-ness is the one-dimensional nature of the morg members.

put a shiny coin in a room, they'll ignore everything else.

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