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Posted by: baura ( )
Date: April 28, 2015 11:32AM

So I've been cheating on my wife behind her back with various
women (some of them were teenagers). The problem is that a
couple of the girls that I propositioned have come forth and
told how I had come on to them. Of course I denied it in the
strongest possible terms and then went on the offensive and
called them all kinds of names ("whore at her mother's breast"
etc.)...in order to keep them from
being believed.

Does that make me a bad person?



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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: April 28, 2015 11:37AM

You're a PROFIT!!

RB

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Posted by: poopstone ( )
Date: April 28, 2015 11:41AM

Sounds pretty bad. The teenagers have no brains but I feel bad for your wife. As dear abby would say: "See a trusted psychologist for marriage therapy asap."



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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: April 28, 2015 11:42AM

Other than some flecks of history? Not at all.

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Posted by: Tevai ( )
Date: April 28, 2015 11:52AM

donbagley Wrote:
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> Other than some flecks of history? Not at all.

I get it and this is definitely on topic...but the language is over the acceptable line.

The "s" word needs to be edited out, most especially since I think that word is historically anachronistic, so in this context, it is gratuitous.



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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: April 28, 2015 01:21PM


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Posted by: ASteve ( )
Date: April 28, 2015 05:29PM

Since when can't you say shit in here?

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: April 28, 2015 09:35PM


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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: April 28, 2015 11:55AM

Yes, Joseph, you are a bad person.

baura...not so much :)

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Posted by: Timothy ( )
Date: April 28, 2015 12:07PM

World-class ass no doubt.

Baura? ... 'Bad' in a John Shaft sort of way.

Timothy

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: April 28, 2015 12:10PM

I think it makes you look phat.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=phat

Smith was loser gangster, fur reals.

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Posted by: Doxi ( )
Date: April 28, 2015 12:20PM

Nahh, you're a good Joe.

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Posted by: Anonymous User ( )
Date: April 28, 2015 12:33PM

You scared the crap out of me for a second, when I read the first sentence about cheating.

Smith wasn't just a womanizer, he was a sexual predator, & an hebephile.

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Posted by: seekyr ( )
Date: April 28, 2015 12:51PM

Had to look up "hebephile"

A hebephile is a person who is primarily attracted to adolescents, or children who have at least started puberty and have signs of adult sexual maturation, but are still young and developing both mentally and physically. Generally this means teenagers and preteens between 11 and 14 years old.

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Posted by: seekyr ( )
Date: April 28, 2015 12:34PM

You appear to be possessed by a very evil spirit.
I would suggest an exorcist.

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Posted by: jefecito ( )
Date: April 28, 2015 12:42PM

You're not a bad person, just imperfect, so it's all good. I assume the cheating is being done "as a man", which is completely excusable.

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Posted by: Darren Steers ( )
Date: April 28, 2015 01:01PM

If you can cut me in on some of the action, and make sure I'm in your inner circle of super-secret leaders, I might be tempted to let your indiscretions slide....

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Posted by: imaworkinonit ( )
Date: April 28, 2015 01:10PM

If God, or an angel with a flaming sword commanded you do to it, you were just doing your duty.

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Posted by: blueorchid ( )
Date: April 28, 2015 01:24PM

Bad person, legendary cult leader! The two sort of go hand in hand for some reason.

(I didn't believe you for a second by the way)

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Posted by: Heresy ( )
Date: April 28, 2015 02:04PM

I think these activities will help you hone your skills in manipulation and public relations (aka lying). This will help greatly in your life.

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Posted by: presleynfactsrock ( )
Date: April 28, 2015 02:34PM

I like Heresy's assessment. Grand things are coming your way. Practice makes purrfect-o.

You, baura, are on your way to a life that will never be dull. Men and women, young and old, will search you out (not saying for what, but they will be looking for you). You can have such an impact on educating others into how the world of revelation and making friends for life (yeah, right) operates.

Why you can be prophet, king and President at the same time if you so desire.

You can be Known all right. Your name will never be forgotten.
Kind of like that Joe guy

You know, he was doing what he liked. He shared with a few others that he would just go along and fool those folks who were fools enough to believe his gold plate stories.

He would just give them what they deserved, you know, help them out.

Such a kind, caring person - always thinking about others and how they could help him.

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Posted by: AmIDarkNow? ( )
Date: April 28, 2015 05:03PM

As long as that Angel with a sword is standing there by your side you can't possibly be bad!

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Posted by: nonsequiter ( )
Date: April 28, 2015 05:31PM

You aren't as bad as me!


I castrate men who refuse to give me their wives and I also advocate for blood atonement when Im bored with living in the Salt Lake Valley.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: April 28, 2015 05:41PM

I've thought it over, and as a golfer whose primary language is not English told me today, "I'm going to give you a slide on that..."

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Posted by: saucie ( )
Date: April 28, 2015 07:39PM

elderolddog Wrote:
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> I've thought it over, and as a golfer whose
> primary language is not English told me today,
> "I'm going to give you a slide on that..."


on that what? a bad "S" word that we can't say here? Is that it?

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Posted by: Queen of Denial ( )
Date: April 28, 2015 05:41PM

Hahahaha.

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Posted by: themaster ( )
Date: April 28, 2015 05:48PM

So what is the word for a male that is attracted to females between 9 and 90? Super Horny Pervert Joe Smith perhaps? Man of God? Can we all now sing Praise to the man who Raped little girls and old maids.

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Posted by: templeendumbed ( )
Date: April 28, 2015 07:33PM

What you've done doesn't make you a bad person.

However, what does make you a bad person is that you haven't threatened your wife with being cutoff and destroyed cause she doesn't like it.

Prophit on baura!!

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Posted by: baura ( )
Date: April 28, 2015 08:25PM

For the record the "s" word that was not allowed was the "ess
ell you tee" word.

And, for the record, this particular "s" word first appeared in
print in the 15th century so would not be anachronistic in the
19th century.

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Posted by: Doxi ( )
Date: April 29, 2015 10:28AM

baura Wrote:
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> For the record the "s" word that was not allowed
> was the "ess
> ell you tee" word.
>
> And, for the record, this particular "s" word
> first appeared in
> print in the 15th century so would not be
> anachronistic in the
> 19th century.
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The original meaning of the Ess Ell You Tea word was a slob of a woman, like dirty and smelly, or kept a messy house. They used to call dust fuzzies "$£~t'$ wool." Not sure when the meaning changed.

Wonder if this'll go through...

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Posted by: kolobian ( )
Date: April 29, 2015 10:34AM

So I've been cheating on my wife behind her back with various
women (some of them were teenagers). The problem is that a
couple of the girls that I propositioned have come forth and
told how I had come on to them. Of course I denied it in the
strongest possible terms and then went on the offensive and
called them all kinds of names ("whore at her mother's breast"
etc.)...in order to keep them from
being believed.

Does that make me a bad person?



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 04/28/2015 07:52AM by tevai.


If Baura is the OP then how did Tevai edit the original post 2 times?

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Posted by: Heresy ( )
Date: April 29, 2015 10:38AM

Seer stone. Or admin.

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Posted by: Tevai ( )
Date: April 29, 2015 10:41AM

kolobian Wrote:
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> So I've been cheating on my wife behind her back
> with various
> women (some of them were teenagers). The problem
> is that a
> couple of the girls that I propositioned have come
> forth and
> told how I had come on to them. Of course I denied
> it in the
> strongest possible terms and then went on the
> offensive and
> called them all kinds of names ("whore at her
> mother's breast"
> etc.)...in order to keep them from
> being believed.
>
> Does that make me a bad person?
>
>
>
> Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 04/28/2015 07:52AM
> by tevai.
>
>
> If Baura is the OP then how did Tevai edit the
> original post 2 times?


The ability to do that is part of the permissions a moderator or Administrator has.

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