Posted by:
Darren Steers
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Date: April 28, 2015 12:53PM
Ok, so somebody was offended by my sense of humour in a short lived, and now deleted thread. No problem. It's not the first time I've offended someone with a joke, and it wont be the last time I suspect.
Anyway, I had a plan for the thread and was going to bring it around to a more serious and relevant tone. Then it was gone. So I'll try again, this time going straight into the meat of the topic. So as to maybe not offend someone.
I said in the previous thread that people keep calling it a fucking cult, but I saw it more as a fuckless cult.
And in truth the fuckless cult was partly responsible for my departure.
Living in an dull marriage with infrequent sex, where the cult is continually interfering in the bedroom with its advice from old men that can't get it up anymore, does tend to cause one to reflect on life and it's true meaning. Is it me, am I being unreasonable?
The trouble for the cult is that this discontent with my marriage, and how things were being controlled by them through my wife, started me on some deep internal reflection on a multitude of things (not just the church), then suddenly it became obvious it was a fraud.
If the sex was awesome in the marriage, and the cult was into promoting sex in the marriage (making it a fucking cult) instead of making it so negative (a fuckless cult), then I probably would still be just blindly going through the cult motions. Stacking more and more stuff on my shelf.
I had a pretty big shelf, plenty of room up there for crazy church shit - blacks and priesthood, polygamy, JS horn dog, etc. You name it, I could fit it on there.
The one thing I realized couldn't fit on the shelf?
As a father, I couldn't understand why god himself, the supposed perfect being and most loving father in the universe was such a prick to his kids. I tried and tried to put that thing on my shelf. I moved polygamy over a bit, and shifted DNA evidence to the right to see if I could fit it on. No go.
Well then if I move a global flood, and 6000 year old earth to the left, and put BoA on top of the DNA evidence I'll have room. Nope.
Maybe I can resolve some shelf issues then? Missionary experience was a sales trip, not a spiritual experience. Nope can't resolve that, so it stays on the shelf.
God seems to have stopped talking to his prophets. Can't fix that one either, it stays on the shelf.
Ah fuck it! The church isn't true.
Honey, I just realized something......
No, it didn't lead to hot sex.