Posted by:
forbiddencokedrinker
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Date: May 15, 2015 11:12AM
I felt the Holy Ghost the other day. I felt it stronger than I have at any time in my life, including when I went to the temple. I can no longer go on being an unbeliever. Let me tell you what happened. You see, I was playing around on youtube, when I came across the trailer for the new Star Wars movie. Being a fan, I naturally clicked it. I felt good, watching the trailer, until...until...until Han Solo and Chewy appeared at the very end, and I lost it. Tears of joy, as I felt an indescribable happiness came over me. I can no longer be an unbeliever. I know now with every fiber of my being that Wookies are real. All the anti-Star Wars lies I have heard, like how a parsec is a measure of distance, not time, or how the prequels were no good, just melted away. I have once again started to wear the sacred garments of this holy religion, in this case a plastic molded storm trooper helmet, and Jedi robes. The Holy Ghost has testified of the truthfulness of these things to me, and I can not deny them.
Also, Gungans are just Ewoks who were less valiant in the pre-existence.