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Posted by: baura ( )
Date: May 20, 2015 04:40PM
I'm WAY more righteous than YOU are. . . .

. . . because I bought the DELUX LEATHER-BOUND edition of Elder
Packer's book:

https://deseretbook.com/p/mine-errand-lord-limited-leather-edition-boyd-k-packer-71800

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Posted by: xdman ( )
Date: May 20, 2015 04:48PM
Re: I'm WAY more righteous than YOU are. . . .

I bought it first and I already have my name stamped in gold. . .

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: May 20, 2015 05:00PM
Re: I'm WAY more righteous than YOU are. . . .

Does the delux leather-bound edition come with its own little factory? ;-)

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Posted by: xdman ( )
Date: May 20, 2015 05:44PM
Re: I'm WAY more righteous than YOU are. . . .

And explanations of how after possible months and much infection it will naturally and harmlessly evacuate itself.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/20/2015 06:54PM by xdman.

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Posted by: Bite Me ( )
Date: May 20, 2015 05:35PM
Re: I'm WAY more righteous than YOU are. . . .

Priestcraft, much?

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Posted by: europa ( )
Date: May 20, 2015 06:06PM
Re: I'm WAY more righteous than YOU are. . . .

Grammar issue in the title. Can't the Lord's servants write properly?

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: May 20, 2015 06:32PM
He's on a mission from God (n/t)


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Posted by: presleynfactsrock ( )
Date: May 20, 2015 06:37PM
Re: I'm WAY more righteous than YOU are. . . .

More Righteous Ones,

Please keep us informed if you find anything worthwhile in your new purchase. We, by the way, will not hold our breathe.

Most sincerely,

THOSE Less Righteous Ones.

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Posted by: smirkorama ( )
Date: May 20, 2015 06:46PM
and Elder Holland is way more holy than you

when it comes to being @$$ holier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CiyrZd-kB0

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Posted by: rutabaga ( )
Date: May 20, 2015 06:50PM
$149.95!

Too bad he won't live long enough to spend it.

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: May 20, 2015 06:55PM
Re: I'm WAY more righteous than YOU are. . . .

If the Lord gave Boyd K Packer an errand, it could only have been a fool's errand.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/20/2015 06:55PM by bradley.

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Posted by: smirkorama ( )
Date: May 23, 2015 02:56AM
Re: I'm WAY more righteous than YOU are. . . .

"a fool's errand" ? - well is not that exactly the way things work when people are MORmONS ?

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Posted by: wondercat ( )
Date: May 20, 2015 08:53PM
Re: I'm WAY more righteous than YOU are. . . .

Very nice music at the link, though. TOO nice. With every new slide, I anticipated something of beauty to see. Nature's radiance and so on. And then to be disappointed with what I saw, time and time again....

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Posted by: wondercat ( )
Date: May 20, 2015 08:53PM
Re: I'm WAY more righteous than YOU are. . . . (n/t)


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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: May 20, 2015 08:57PM
Re: I'm WAY more righteous than YOU are. . . .

EVERYBODY is more religious and righteous than me!

Ron Burr



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Posted by: terrydactyl ( )
Date: May 20, 2015 09:22PM
Re: I'm WAY more righteous than YOU are. . . .

Leather you say? Might be an expensive chew toy for someone's dog.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: May 20, 2015 10:56PM
Re: I'm WAY more righteous than YOU are. . . .

you win

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Posted by: verilyverily ( )
Date: May 21, 2015 01:27AM
Re: I'm WAY more righteous than YOU are. . . .

because I burned the DELUX LEATHER-BOUND edition of Elder
Packer's book and his little factory in the same fire.

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Posted by: beyondashadow ( )
Date: May 21, 2015 01:55AM
Re: I'm WAY more righteous than YOU are. . . .

I suspect many of the photo pages are stuck together.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: May 21, 2015 01:58AM
Re: I'm WAY more righteous than YOU are. . . .

Ouch ! *LOL*

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Posted by: Haunted Wasatch ( )
Date: May 21, 2015 03:15AM
Re: I'm WAY more righteous than YOU are. . . .

"One of those rare, must-have books for every student of the gospel. — Sheri Dew"

Thus saith the CEO of Deseret book.

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Posted by: Robert Hall the Utah Photo GOD ( )
Date: May 23, 2015 09:00AM
Re: I'm WAY more righteous than YOU are. . . .

Haunted Wasatch Wrote:
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> "One of those rare, must-have books for every
> student of the gospel. — Sheri Dew"
>
> Thus saith the CEO of Deseret book.


Maybe if she used her mouth for something other than talking she could snag a husband.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: May 23, 2015 04:22PM
Bingo !!! (n/t)


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Posted by: presleynfactsrock ( )
Date: May 23, 2015 03:05AM
Re: I'm WAY more righteous than YOU are. . . .

Must-have-books that come readily to my mind are Fawn Brodie's No Man Knows My History and/or Mark Twain's Works, not this book of drivel nor any book by any apostle, especially the dreary, mind-stopping Book of Mormon.

Pure torture if I was forced to read any of the cult's so-called-books.

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Posted by: reuben ( )
Date: May 23, 2015 08:33AM
Re: I'm WAY more righteous than YOU are. . . .

The only way to settle the question of who is more righteous is to show your W-2s, and 1099s. In the event of a tie, the person who derived the most income from multi level marketing without being indicted wins.

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Posted by: Recovered Molly Mo ( )
Date: May 23, 2015 02:59PM
Re: I'm WAY more righteous than YOU are. . . .

I have you all beat, mine is personally signed....

...In UNICORN BLOOD.

RMM

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: May 23, 2015 10:52PM
While all of you boast about your righteousness,

...let me tell you about my humility.

I'm more humble than all of you--all of you put together, I'll bet! Did you know that I have a Master of Humility degree? I graduated Magna Carta Summa Cum Loud from the Institute of Higher Humility.

So there!

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Posted by: Void K. Packer ( )
Date: May 23, 2015 11:50PM
Re: I'm WAY more righteous than YOU are. . . .

You say that as if it's a good thing.

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Posted by: ElderCarrion ( )
Date: May 24, 2015 12:05AM
Holiness to the Lord

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sikh

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/23/harman-singh-furniture_n_7424188.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592

I saw a man scatter litter at the foot of the off ramp, then he began to industriously pick up each piece with a broomstick with a nail at the bottom, then placing them into a bag. Those who didn't see him distribute the ever-increasingly holy paper gladly offered him change or a dollar.

I just gave him a wink.

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