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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: May 23, 2015 01:53AM
Monty Python and the holy grail

Yet again ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKNDml12Big

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Posted by: themaster ( )
Date: May 23, 2015 02:02AM
Re: Monty Python and the holy grail

Great movie. Love the coconut horse hoofs. What is the wind velocity of an English Swallow.

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Posted by: anonuk ( )
Date: May 23, 2015 08:32AM
Re: Monty Python and the holy grail

european or african was the stumper

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Posted by: anonfornow ( )
Date: May 23, 2015 12:25PM
No, no, it's a question of weight ratio! (n/t)


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Posted by: randyj ( )
Date: May 23, 2015 05:35PM
Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? (n/t)


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Posted by: Jim Barrett ( )
Date: May 23, 2015 06:17AM
Re: Monty Python and the holy grail

I've always thought that the Black Knight is one of the best fictional analogues for religious apologists. The knight has 'explained' to Arthur that it's 'just a flesh wound', and is apoplectic that Arthur gives more weight to the bleeding stump and the severed arm lying on the ground than to the knight's explanation - which isn't a explanation at all, merely an assertion.

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: May 23, 2015 11:14AM
Re: Monty Python and the holy grail

Brave Sir Robin ran away
Bravely ran away
When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out

"I never did!"

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Posted by: anonuk ( )
Date: May 23, 2015 11:39AM
Re: Monty Python and the holy grail

'he's buggering off,
he's running away,
brave, brave Sir Robin'

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Posted by: ladell ( )
Date: May 23, 2015 11:51AM
Re: Monty Python and the holy grail

Funny

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Posted by: misterzelph ( )
Date: May 23, 2015 12:28PM
Re: Monty Python and the holy grail

Can I please have just a little peril?

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Posted by: misterzelph ( )
Date: May 23, 2015 12:28PM
Re: Monty Python and the holy grail (n/t)


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Posted by: Holy the Ghost ( )
Date: May 23, 2015 03:29PM
Re: Monty Python and the holy grail

No, it's too perilous.

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Posted by: Backseater ( )
Date: May 23, 2015 01:30PM
"Your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of elderberries!"

"Who's that?"
"Must be a king."
"How do you know??
"Hasn't got S____ all over him."

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: May 23, 2015 02:44PM
Re: Monty Python and the holy grail

Don't know if I could trust anyone who doesn't "get" Monty Python....

RB

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Posted by: Dennis Moore ( )
Date: May 23, 2015 05:53PM
Re: Monty Python and the holy grail

Lethbridge Reprobate Wrote:
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> Don't know if I could trust anyone who doesn't
> "get" Monty Python....
>
> RB

I totally concur! On Concorde!

-Dennis

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Posted by: Anonymous User ( )
Date: May 23, 2015 05:38PM
Re: Monty Python and the holy grail

I find it ironic that my TBM cousins were the ones that introduced me to this movie when we were in our early teens. I'd seen the show many times at the point, but never any of the movies.

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Posted by: misterzelph ( )
Date: May 23, 2015 07:06PM
Re: Monty Python and the holy grail

who could NOT love Patsy?
https://tisbutascratch.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/patsy10.png

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Posted by: torturednevermo ( )
Date: May 23, 2015 07:07PM
Re: Monty Python and the holy grail

I *warned* you, but did you listen to me?
Oh, no, you *knew*, didn't you?
Oh, it's just a harmless little *bunny*, isn't it?

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Posted by: thestillsmallvoice ( )
Date: May 23, 2015 07:31PM
Re: Monty Python and the holy grail

This is the most hilarious show ever! The wife and I took our teenage kids on a trip to New York, and went to the Broadway show, 'Spamalot' where one of our sons bought a Monty Python *bunny* puppet. The kids have had a great time reenacting all the crazy Holy Grail scenes! Ahhh.... good times!

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Posted by: holytheghost ( )
Date: May 23, 2015 09:06PM
Re: Monty Python and the holy grail

I SOILED MY ARMOR!

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Posted by: holytheghost ( )
Date: May 23, 2015 09:08PM
Re: Monty Python and the holy grail

Quite possibly the funniest line in any movie EVER:

God: "OF COURSE IT'S A GOOD IDEA!"

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Posted by: anonuk ( )
Date: May 23, 2015 07:15PM
Re: Monty Python and the holy grail

throw the holy hand grenade!

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Posted by: torturednevermo ( )
Date: May 23, 2015 07:47PM
Re: Monty Python and the holy grail

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chu...

Skip a bit, Brother...

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

Amen.

Amen.

Right. One... two... five!

Three, sir.

Three!

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Posted by: randyj ( )
Date: May 24, 2015 12:49PM
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...

This is supposed to be a HAPPY occasion!

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Posted by: misterzelph ( )
Date: May 25, 2015 01:48AM
Re: Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...

Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/25/2015 01:49AM by misterzelph.

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