There are four rather large high schools in my town in the Midwest, one of which is Catholic. Every year near graduation time the newspaper publishes the names and parents' names of the top students (about 25 from each school), their accomplishments and where they plan to go to school in the Fall. They are kind of fun to read.

Among them were two Mormon students, one each from a different high school. Among the accomplishments they've listed were "four years of seminary." Believe me, non-Mormons would have absolutely no idea of what seminary means in this context.

And where will both of students attend in the Fall? BYU-Provo. Both of these students are women and I can't remember what they plan to major in but it wasn't home economics.

Ghawd hath heard their prayers and they are now RM fodder. It's what they wanted.