Who nearly cut off Joseph Smith's junk? I'm surprised nobody signed up for that person.
Which wife tried to poison Brigham Young? I'll take that person, "What do you mean, the soup tastes different?" (Before Mountain Meadows Massacre.)
Is there anyone else who could have we been more useful? (Joseph Smith's mother wouldn't have been a member before he was born, or I would have chosen her-and drank whatever "tea" they used to drink before giving birth to the baby/man as important as Jesus...)
But like you, Pyewacket, some of the questions didn't have any appropriate response for my situation, so I just tried to pick the closest answer that was available.