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Posted by: curiousyellow ( )
Date: July 03, 2015 11:02PM
With Packer dead, can I masturbate now? (n/t)


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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: July 03, 2015 11:17PM
Re: With Packer dead, can I masturbate now?

Always 'could', but now a bit safer to discuss w friends...

just sayin'

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Posted by: leftfield ( )
Date: July 03, 2015 11:32PM
Re: With Packer dead, can I masturbate now?

If thinking about an old dead guy somehow helps, have at it.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: July 03, 2015 11:35PM
Re: With Packer dead, can I masturbate now?

no

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Posted by: StillAnon ( )
Date: July 03, 2015 11:43PM
Re: With Packer dead, can I masturbate now?

To paraphrase the NRA;
When they pry your pecker from his cold dead hands.

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Posted by: wastedtime ( )
Date: July 03, 2015 11:44PM
Re: With Packer dead, can I masturbate now?

Go for it! I condone such behavior, but I'm not helping.

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Posted by: sonoma ( )
Date: July 03, 2015 11:48PM
Re: With Packer dead, can I masturbate now?

Yes, but remember, it's dangerous!

Be sure and take a buddy.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: July 04, 2015 12:20AM
Re: With Packer dead, can I masturbate now?

Stop if an angel with a flaming sword shows up.

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Posted by: cakeordeath ( )
Date: July 04, 2015 01:52AM
Re: With Packer dead, can I masturbate now?

Guilt is so down-trodden these days. Add some guilt to your 'session' and feel the liberty of guilt with Pecker dead.

Cake

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Posted by: Void K. Packer ( )
Date: July 04, 2015 01:59AM
Re: With Packer dead, can I masturbate now?

Save it for his headstone after they deep six him.

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Posted by: forbiddencokedrinker ( )
Date: July 04, 2015 01:59AM
Re: With Packer dead, can I masturbate now?

May as well. Their anti-masturbation stance is just that much closer to being interpreted as as a few old guys speaking as men. Which technically, everything that comes out of their mouths is just them speaking as men.

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Posted by: Ex-Sis ( )
Date: July 04, 2015 02:22AM
Re: With Packer dead, can I masturbate now?

Not so fast. Um, I mean BKP's dead ghost, the holy ghost, the devil, AND the silent note takers are all watching. That seems very crowded... but do what you must.

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Posted by: evergreennotloggedin ( )
Date: July 04, 2015 09:19AM
Re: With Packer dead, can I masturbate now?

Don't forget Jesus and God like to Wahoo!

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Posted by: evergreennotloggedin ( )
Date: July 04, 2015 09:20AM
Re: With Packer dead, can I masturbate now?

I meant watch too. Damon spell checker

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: July 04, 2015 01:09PM
Re: With Packer dead, can I masturbate now?

As to the unintended "Wahoo", I thought you were channeling Einstein, in the movie, I.Q., and so I could make it make sense...

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Posted by: Don't ( )
Date: July 04, 2015 06:29AM
Re: With Packer dead, can I masturbate now?

Every time you masturbate, God kills an apostle.

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Posted by: cristib ( )
Date: July 04, 2015 09:02AM
Re: With Packer dead, can I masturbate now?

Don't Wrote:
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> Every time you masturbate, God kills an apostle.


OOOH! Let's all masturbate more!

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Posted by: tensolator ( )
Date: July 04, 2015 10:47AM
Re: With Packer dead, can I masturbate now?

Go wild!

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Posted by: escapee ( )
Date: July 04, 2015 10:50AM
Re: With Packer dead, can I masturbate now?

Yes, and I think you should start right now.

Other Susan

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Posted by: Beth ( )
Date: July 04, 2015 01:42PM
I love this too much. (n/t)


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Posted by: iknowthischurchisfalse ( )
Date: July 04, 2015 02:10PM
Re: With Packer dead, can I masturbate now?

Don't knock it. It's sex with someone I love. - Woody Allen

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