Posted by:
Tonto
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Date: July 12, 2015 01:03PM
For reference, this was my original post, Church Ladies Stalk my Wife.
http://exmormon.org/phorum/read.php?2,1595273,1596155#msg-1596155Well, this time it was the missionaries.
My wife was not at home, and I had just gotten out of the shower. I hear knocking at the door... of the "shave and a haircut" variety. I ignored it but it was insistent.
So, I walked to the door with a towel wrapped around my waist, peeked through the peephole, and saw them. What the hell, I think, let's do this.
So I opened the door, looked them square in the eye, and before they could say a word, I launched. "I think I've told you people before not to come to my property unless you've made specific arrangements with my wife. What do you not understand?"
I think it might have made the boys slightly uncomfortable, being faced with a burly confrontational man wearing only a towel. I hope so; that was my intent.
They scampered off the porch, saying "sorry," and off they went. They were in a minivan, and I can only assume someone from the church was driving them around. I couldn't see inside, but I stepped onto the porch and glared at them, just so the driver could see me in my towel and know how inconvenient the drop-in was.
Maybe, just maybe, the message will get out this time.
I told my wife later they had come to visit, and told her I reminded them not to come without calling for an appointment. I left out the part of me being practically naked standing on the porch.
PS. It's Sunday morning, and she's at home. This is going towards three months that she hasn't been. Keeping my fingers crossed and my mouth shut.