Ya ~ That’s right.

Ziller just finished putting all new brakes on a 1984 Chevy Pickup Truck.

What started as a leaking brake hose and a tendency for the truck to swerve violently into oncoming traffic when the brakes were applied,

turned into a complete overhaul of the brakes on all four wheels.

It took almost the whole weekend, but now the brakes are rock hard !!!

So go ahead…

Now’s your chance to ask an Ziller anything about his Exmormon experience !!!


Cliff Notes:
Exmo fixes brakes on an old truck
Brakes work now
Prayers made = 0
Priesthood powers exercised = 0
Ya, there was swearing.
Sabbaths broken = 1
Fuks given = 0
Beers consumed = 13 ½ (estimated)
Exmo is happy and wants to share experience with his apostate friends.
Ask him anything.

Only 13 1/2 beers?
I'm disappointed! A full brake job is typically a 20-beer job!

ificouldhietokolob Wrote:
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> Only 13 1/2 beers?

Ya ~ the trophy wife was feeding Ziller Coca-Cola® spacers in between beers

plus + its been a long time since Ziller did drum brakes and he needed to be straight

ziller Wrote:
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> plus + its been a long time since Ziller did drum
> brakes and he needed to be straight

But drum brakes are curved...? ;-)

Discs are easy. No big accomplishment.
Drums are challenging and fun. My hat's off to ziller.

What! No fuks?

You better check your work!

AmIDarkNow? Wrote:
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> What! No fuks?

n0 fuks given about the Sabbath

RealJesus™ was consulted and had no probs

Something about watering yer ox on the Sabbath or something

I just have one question, what happened to the other half of the beer?

sonofabish Wrote:
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> I just have one question, what happened to the
> other half of the beer?

Ziller always pours out ½ of the first beer on the ground for his fallen homies.

Doxi Wrote:
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> How are you on 1997 Jeeps?

1997 Jeeps have disc brakes all around = prolly a piece of cake.

This Chevy has drum brakes in the rear = Chinese jigsaw puzzle feels (no racist)

Was your 1984 Chevy Truck Chilton manual written on gold plates and translated to Shakesperian English with the use of a rock in a hat?

Do you testify to the truth of the book of Chilton? applesauce

applesauce Wrote:
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> Was your 1984 Chevy Truck Chilton manual written
> on gold plates and translated to Shakesperian
> English with the use of a rock in a hat?
>
> Do you testify to the truth of the book of
> Chilton? applesauce


Ziller uses the paperback versions of both the Chilton and the Hayes modern English translations of the original General Motors Shop Manual.

Both are very good translations. By using them both together it is easier to discern the writer’s original intended teaching.

There is only one copy of the original GM Shop Manual engraved on gold plates which is kept locked in a vault in Detroit.

*Haynes



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ziller Wrote:

> There is only one copy of the original GM Shop
> Manual engraved on gold plates which is kept
> locked in a vault in Detroit.

Ziller is accurate on this point. Louis Chevrolet commissioned the safe keeping the original gold plates in the Detroit safe after his early profiteer William Durant misplaced 100 pages of the original transcript.

Aside from shoes and pads, what new parts were installed?

wastedtime Wrote:
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> Aside from shoes and pads, what new parts were
> installed?

Front calipers, hoses, rear drums and actuators

What, no blood sacrifices? No home auto repair is complete without a blood sacrifice or two. They usually happen when putting the springs back on those drum brakes.

Richard the Bad Wrote:
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> What, no blood sacrifices? No home auto repair is
> complete without a blood sacrifice or two. They
> usually happen when putting the springs back on
> those drum brakes.

Ya ~ there was blood.

Ziller knocked some bark off the back of his left hand and his right knuckles but still able to perform sexually.

I had to go back and re-read the original post to see exactly what became rock hard...

After 13 and a half beers that which was rock hard had to be the brakes.

csuprovograd Wrote:
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> I had to go back and re-read the original post to
> see exactly what became rock hard...

michaelc1945 Wrote:
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> After 13 and a half beers that which was rock hard
> had to be the brakes.

The brakes were the only thing that was soft during the entire procedure.

How good are you on body work, Ziller? I have a 1984 Chevy Truck - C2 series. She has a couple hundred thousand miles on her, but runs great! She's a bit rusty, though, and could really use a full body restoration! ;)

proofofthepudding Wrote:
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> How good are you on body work, Ziller?

Not good.

Ziller has been known to actually cause damage to automotive paint and body work by just standing next to it.

However, there is a HUGE after-market for Chevy body parts.

If yours is in bad shape or rusty, proof might consider just replacing it.

All it takes is $$$, right ?

ziller Wrote:
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>
> Ziller has been known to actually cause damage to
> automotive paint and body work by just standing
> next to it.
>

Mmmm...Ooooo....Whoa! ~brb~ proof needs to look up body shops now!

Was it easy for you to believe Smith's story or did you feel it wasn't right?

Thanks,Nevermo.

Nevermo1. Wrote:
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> Was it easy for you to believe Smith's story or
> did you feel it wasn't right?

Ziller believed everything the Mormon adults in his life told him about Joseph’s Myth until he decided to read the BoM for hisself.

Lehi & Co. were barely even out of Jerusalem before Ziller realized it was obviously made-up bullsh!t bible fan-fiction.

Was the trophy wife worthy to fulfill the duties of Arronic Preisthood holder.... err I mean ..... shop assistant, when it came time to bleed the system?

apples Wrote:
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> Was the trophy wife worthy to fulfill the duties
> of Arronic Preisthood holder.... err I mean
> ..... shop assistant, when it came time to bleed
> the system?

Ziller sees Apples working…

The bleeding of the truck’s brake system was a solo act.

The trophy wife has participated in other brake jobs though.

She’s pretty dang good at it and looks good doing it, right ?

She reclines back in the driver’s seat and starts pumping until Ziller tells her to stop.

Ziller releases a lttle pressure and then tells her to start pumping again.

Its hot and sweat runs down her delicate neck and collects between her ample breasts as she pumps and pumps while breathing heavily.

“Are you done yet, Ziller?” she cries out.

“No baby. Keep pumping.”

“Fuck this. You’re taking too long.”, she says and goes back in the house.



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Yay,good for him!
Thanks!

Ask anything? Can anyone help me locate a 1999-2005 Pontiac Grand Am in the Nashville area with recent damage to the passenger side headlight?

They creamed my brick mailbox a couple nights ago and left behind only the headlight lens (with part number).

Tall Man, Short Hair Wrote:
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> Ask anything? Can anyone help me locate a
> 1999-2005 Pontiac Grand Am in the Nashville area
> with recent damage to the passenger side
> headlight?

Ziller consulted his Magic 8 Ball:

"My sources say no"