Posted by:
elderolddog
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Date: July 23, 2015 10:09PM
Amyjo, I never intended a grammar lesson...
You made a minor error in a post and I attempted to mine it for the humor in it.
http://exmormon.org/phorum/read.php?2,1631202We've all made these spelling or context errors. Recently Tevai teased me because I used "tired" when I meant to use "tried", and my error created a humorous sentence, much as the one you made, with your 'jerk people off' sentence. "Correcting" you gave me the opportunity to stick it to Boyd K. Packer, who published his belief that mutual masturbation was a cause of homosexuality. It was a joke meant to be at the expense of Bro. Packer, not you.
It's not in my nature to mock people for sport. Including my reference to Jesus' sandals was inappropriate because it was not directed at you, but to the concept of a personal flesh and bone ghawd.
As for my use of 'ghawd', it's my personal construct, so that people, not just you, will realize that I do not take the concept of ghawd seriously. It's pronounced the same, but does not carry the same meaning.
Now, the point that really 'hurt'... You challenged my 'grammar' and colloquialisms, and implied that I lack respect for the English language!! But as I mentioned, I take this with a grain of salt because you believed I was 'attacking' you and all your beliefs, when all I was attempting to do was be funny, be silly... (I live for laughter.)
Frankly, there are few people who have a greater respect for language and the written word than me. I've read S.I. Hiyakawa, who did so much to make the work of Alfred Korzybski 'palatable' to the masses. Not a lot of people attempt to understand just what is going on when humans open their mouths and speak, or put their fingers on a keyboard and press keys... Everybody thinks they are competent when they attempt to communicate, but 90% are barely hobbyists when it comes to this skill.
Using words is the principle means we humans communicate. Non-verbal communications exists, but it's very primal.
Colloquialisms are important because they are informal constructs that exist outside 'formal' communication. You'll seldom find colloquialisms in textbooks, or in any attempts to communicate with precision. New colloquialisms are constantly springing into existence and older ones often become accepted as part of the formal language.
If we are going to use them, we need to use them correctly, just as we do with any of the language arts. I take language arts very seriously and believe myself to be expert in their use. If this strikes you as pretentious, frankly, I am pleased!