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Posted by: rain ( )
Date: August 06, 2015 04:17PM

And does the rock only work with that particular hat? Or would any hat do? Or do you even need a hat? Seems there are still a lot of unanswered questions!

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Posted by: Ex-Sis ( )
Date: August 06, 2015 07:25PM

Did it have secret air vents? Snacks in there? Teen panties?

He should have used a clown hat, or jester. In keeping with his opinion of himself, it should have been a king's crown, or Jesus thorns...

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Posted by: rhgc ( )
Date: August 06, 2015 08:21PM

It was not a Stetson.

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: August 06, 2015 08:43PM

The hat was discarded a long long time ago because it was not really sacred only secret.

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Posted by: Kathleen ( )
Date: August 07, 2015 02:30AM

It was a ski mask stretched over his face that was accidentally left at the Kirtland Bank.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/07/2015 02:38AM by GodLedMeOut.

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Posted by: jaded ( )
Date: August 07, 2015 12:26PM

+1!

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Posted by: Hmmm... ( )
Date: August 07, 2015 08:04AM

It can still be seen today as it fell into the hands of a friend of a friend of a distant relative;
http://images.clipartpanda.com/dr-seuss-clipart-dr_seuss.png

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Posted by: brandywine ( )
Date: August 07, 2015 10:46AM

That Dr.Seuss! Mocking the sacred...;)

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Posted by: seekyr ( )
Date: August 07, 2015 08:33AM

JS had really poor taste in his holy relics.
That rock he picked out was UGLY!

He should have looked around for a pretty crystal, or AT LEAST a really nice agate. But crystals look holier. And then the church should have enshrined it in an ornate box that looks sort of like a small Ark of the Covenant.

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Posted by: brandywine ( )
Date: August 07, 2015 10:49AM

Agreed. I don't think he planned for it to be found.

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Posted by: Pixie Dust ( )
Date: August 07, 2015 08:52AM

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He wore it out through hours of translation.
His breath destroyed the fabric, and the hat had to be discarded.
Someone stole it because they needed it for a spittoon.
Rodents used it for a nest and it became even holier.
Emma got tired of washing it and threw it out.

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Posted by: Myron Donnerbalken ( )
Date: August 07, 2015 10:38AM

Actually, truth is, he vomited into it after a good drunk, and even he didn't want to wear it anymore.

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Posted by: brandywine ( )
Date: August 07, 2015 10:49AM

This sounds plausible.

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Posted by: Cokeisoknowdrinker ( )
Date: August 07, 2015 09:40AM

Just curious...
Anyone else think the hat was most likely beaver?





Pun intended

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Posted by: brandywine ( )
Date: August 07, 2015 10:50AM

Oh my.

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Posted by: jaded ( )
Date: August 07, 2015 12:27PM

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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