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Posted by: brigantia ( )
Date: April 12, 2011 04:52PM
Obituary

RIP...Please join me in Remembering YET ANOTHER great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Dough boy was survived by his wife Play Dough, three children, John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the Oven. The Funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

Briggy

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Posted by: helamonster ( )
Date: April 12, 2011 04:56PM
But I'm sure he will rise again. (n/t)


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Posted by: MJ ( )
Date: April 12, 2011 04:57PM
Who got all the dough from the estate? (n/t)


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Posted by: helamonster ( )
Date: April 12, 2011 04:58PM
His mistress, the little tart. (n/t)


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Posted by: MJ ( )
Date: April 12, 2011 05:16PM
Well, she really did knead the dough. (n/t)


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Posted by: helamonster ( )
Date: April 12, 2011 05:26PM
And she did give him "sugar" for many years. (n/t)


Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/12/2011 05:32PM by helamonster.

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Posted by: The Man in Black ( )
Date: April 12, 2011 07:43PM
I poked him in the belly once, he laughed, I think he was gay...

"Heehee" was all he ever said. Was he gay? I don't know but damn could he make pastries and help with my hamburger. He was a hamburger helper. He dressed nice too for a naked man. That scarf and all. Hot stuff.

R.I.P Brother Dough-boy. Let's talk about the importance of paying tithing now.

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Posted by: Sunshine Bakery ( )
Date: April 12, 2011 07:41PM
Re: His mistress, the little tart.

Wow, took a lot of crust, to leave her everything. I heard she gave him a yeast infection.

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Posted by: holytheghost ( )
Date: April 12, 2011 05:01PM
Not a big loss. I thought he was flaky (n/t)


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Posted by: helamonster ( )
Date: April 12, 2011 05:02PM
Nah, his speech was just a little floury is all. (n/t)


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Posted by: Cheryl ( )
Date: April 12, 2011 05:35PM
I'll observe a moment of silence & a week of not baptizing or eating his kin.

Thanks for letting us know.

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Posted by: brigantia ( )
Date: April 12, 2011 05:44PM
My grandchildren are loving these responses....

they're staying with me for a sleepover - no school tomorrow so they get to stay up late with grandma (I know.... very naughty grandma!)

Briggy

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Posted by: monoemo ( )
Date: April 12, 2011 05:59PM
Re: Obituary

At least he was well-bread.

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Posted by: Tahoe Girl ( )
Date: April 12, 2011 06:03PM
Aw! Too sad!

His good buddy, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, will surely shed a tear for him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-sALU_hveA

TG

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Posted by: SL Cabbie ( )
Date: April 12, 2011 06:10PM
Sheesh, All These Half-Baked Puns...

Pour guy, was never used as sacrament the way his upper crust cousin Wonder Bread was...

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Posted by: MJ ( )
Date: April 12, 2011 07:01PM
Yet he always seemed to rise to the occasion. (n/t)


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Posted by: monoemo ( )
Date: April 12, 2011 06:33PM
Re: Obituary

For a bit of a loafer, he always seemed to come off half-baked.

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Posted by: helamonster ( )
Date: April 12, 2011 06:37PM
I heard he was distantly related to Napoleon. (n/t)


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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: April 12, 2011 07:29PM
I heard his family was upper crust. (n/t)


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Posted by: gemini ( )
Date: April 12, 2011 07:38PM
Re: Obituary

know what was under his apron? doughnuts.

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Posted by: Jerry the Aspousetate ( )
Date: April 12, 2011 07:47PM
He was white and delightsome so I'm sure Mormons are already sealing cupcakes to him. n/t (n/t)


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