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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: August 20, 2015 10:15PM

I can't actually give my real name because of my enemies list; it's long and those named are prone to violence. The name on my birth certificate, first middle and last, when spoken aloud, is not euphonious. Oy vey, it's far from it, so had I stuck around and been faithful, had my name been proposed for GA-hood, those whose duty it was to make the selection would have said my name a out loud a couple of times and then tabled the motion. I would never have become a GA.

The thread where Steve Benson was proposed as a GA, with the name Steven Taft Benson, was the genesis of this thread. But I like Steven Cowdery Benson. A lot of juju in that name!

If I could pick a Hispanic name by which I would be known on the records of the church, it would be (and I've given this a lot of thought),

Fregon Alrededor Carambolas Vozalta (Friend me on Facebook!!!)

I would have been much loved among the Lamanites.

What would your GA name be, or what be the name you have chosen had you been able to communicate with your parents just before your birth?

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Posted by: sampsonAtard ( )
Date: August 20, 2015 10:58PM

I would have chosen D. Philastus Hurlbut and would have kept my eye on the prize.

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Posted by: Passing through ( )
Date: August 20, 2015 11:09PM

Q. Albertina Penistone-Bokanovsky, because if we are making up names then we're confirming women too. I like THIS kind of Mormon fiction. There are funny reasons for this name but alas I have to go make tacos.

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Posted by: fudley ( )
Date: August 20, 2015 11:40PM

Madison Ash Lee

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Posted by: Humberto ( )
Date: August 20, 2015 11:47PM

Putma D. Kenya

The church is international now, right?

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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: August 20, 2015 11:58PM

Chicken Nuggets Backpacks.

But I'll just the middle initial....

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Posted by: Templar ( )
Date: August 21, 2015 12:49AM

'Buck Naked' (the honest GA) with all due respect to George Costanza.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: August 21, 2015 12:54AM

President Eeyore P. Jackass would work.

Ron Burr

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Posted by: Myron Donnerbalken ( )
Date: August 21, 2015 09:06AM

Elder P. Nile Hodensack.

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: August 21, 2015 09:15AM

Deez B. Nutz

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Posted by: MarkJ ( )
Date: August 21, 2015 10:39AM

Will E. Kyoti ("I don't think that we teach that..)

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Posted by: throckmoton.p.guildersleeve ( )
Date: August 21, 2015 11:12AM

Lance Talmage Goodthrust if you please.

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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: August 21, 2015 11:41AM

Elder Hasa D. Eebowai of the Seventy...

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Posted by: baura ( )
Date: August 21, 2015 02:33PM

Cory E. Hoar

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Posted by: bender ( )
Date: August 21, 2015 02:40PM

Jesus H. Christ

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: August 21, 2015 02:41PM

Orale, Chuey!

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Posted by: csuprovograd ( )
Date: August 21, 2015 02:42PM

I. Ben Dover

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: August 21, 2015 02:43PM

Too bad about your brother, U. Ben Dover....

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Posted by: csuprovograd ( )
Date: August 21, 2015 02:57PM

Yeah, he didn't much enjoy his time in prison...

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Posted by: csuprovograd ( )
Date: August 21, 2015 03:48PM

It would be a morale boost to the members if one of the up & comers was O. Dewey Feelgood...

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Posted by: fakemoroni ( )
Date: August 21, 2015 03:52PM

Larsen E. Pettifogger

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Posted by: funni ( )
Date: August 21, 2015 03:56PM

Heywood J. Blomey

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Posted by: sonofabish ( )
Date: August 21, 2015 03:57PM

Elder Kent C. Strait and my wife can go by Nichole Anne Dime

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Posted by: Chump ( )
Date: August 21, 2015 04:04PM

Elder Kent B. Trusted

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Posted by: iris ( )
Date: August 21, 2015 04:43PM

Pretty funny thread.

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Posted by: csuprovograd ( )
Date: August 21, 2015 05:01PM

How about good ol' Biggus Dickus? He could get a rise out of some members!

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: August 21, 2015 05:09PM

Shelby Heeps O'lyon

T. Rummage Phossel

Les Knott Dottle

Franklin D. Mint

Edward Spice Izzard

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Posted by: sonoma ( )
Date: August 21, 2015 05:37PM

Elder I. Edith Dix

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: August 21, 2015 05:41PM

sonoma Wrote:
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> Elder I. Edith Dix

Elder I. Hart Pudenndah

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Posted by: bender ( )
Date: August 21, 2015 05:52PM

Back when I was a missionary, there was a member of the Seventy, named C. Scott Grow. I always thought that was funny and wondered with a name like that, why did he initial the C and not the S from Scott. I don't know if he's still a GA, but this thread reminded me of him.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: August 21, 2015 05:56PM

Hey, put him in the running for Apostle! He's apparently made no mistakes; it's not his fault his parents named him Cecil...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C._Scott_Grow

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Posted by: fool ( )
Date: August 21, 2015 05:59PM

Oliphant Frodo Dawkins

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Posted by: cokezero ( )
Date: August 21, 2015 06:47PM

What about Asian GA?

Hu Fung Glu

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: August 21, 2015 06:55PM

Wei Soh Hscrue

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Posted by: misterzelph ( )
Date: August 21, 2015 08:34PM

Ho Lee Fuk.

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Posted by: jacob ( )
Date: August 21, 2015 08:38PM

Brother Choksondik

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Posted by: Shummy ( )
Date: August 21, 2015 08:39PM

Elder Hugh G Rection

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