The missionaries spend all day every day basically sitting around with their thumbs shoved up their collective @$$es. How about in the spirit of service the missionaries call a member family to tell them that they are going to stop by and fix dinner for them one evening during the week. The COB should foot the bill for the food too. I know. I know. It would mean they would have to reduce the purchase of cattle ranches, resorts, malls, and towns by a few thousand dollars a year. It would be challenging taking that amount of money out of the $10 billion they rake in every year but a bit of a sacrifice might go a long way.

Forgive me but your subline gave me this first thought......

http://www.acclaimimages.com/_gallery/_images_n300/0041-0808-1305-4859_illustration_cannibals_cooking_missionaries.jpg

Ha ha. Me too. I actually picture the elder in the pot in my mind though. Too good.

Famous Twilight Zone episode--"To Serve Man." The Boner.

I was going to say I prefer roast beef...:)

Please pick ONE NAME and stick with it.



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Food for thought.

Is "ward missionary" really Hannibal Lecter?

The Youth of Zion.

It's what's for dinner.

We actually would bring dessert. We would buy those Jello Cheesecake mixes and bring one with us to some members' homes. I was taught by my parents to not be a "taker" in life, but a "giver" as well. :)

Forgive me but why do you use two names to open the same

post? Once is not enough ? What?

- you have to cook them 'Just Right' in order to enjoy the meal...


for Professional reasons, I use/have Several Names; If you saw me on the street, you'd Never recognize me.

With fava beans and a nice chianti.

MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmissionaries.

Shummabel Lector?