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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: September 07, 2015 06:44PM
So, if Jesus got whacked when he was only 33, then why...

...did JS say he had white hair?

(Hey, if I wasn't coming with stupid musings like this, I'd be off masturbating, right?)

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: September 07, 2015 06:53PM
Re: So, if Jesus got whacked when he was only 33, then why...

Because white = purity, not age!

Jesus was so righteous, he was prolly an albino (no negative connotation directed at actual albinos intended).

He even had white ear wax.



Or maybe it was Malibu Jesus that visited him.

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Posted by: brandywine ( )
Date: September 07, 2015 06:55PM
Re: So, if Jesus got whacked when he was only 33, then why...

dagny Wrote:
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> Or maybe it was Malibu Jesus that visited him.

^^^Lol!

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Posted by: Heartless ( )
Date: September 07, 2015 08:21PM
Re: So, if Jesus got whacked when he was only 33, then why...

He copied revelations 1:14 "the hair of his head was white like wool. White as snow,"

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: September 07, 2015 08:52PM
Re: So, if Jesus got whacked when he was only 33, then why...

don't ALL people from the middle east have white hair ?

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: September 07, 2015 09:12PM
Re: So, if Jesus got whacked when he was only 33, then why...

Only those who surf

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Posted by: poopstone ( )
Date: September 08, 2015 01:02AM
Re: So, if Jesus got whacked when he was only 33, then why...

interesting question. Angels in mormondom have white hair and skin as brass (they are tanned), and normally always old, but in exceptional health and are fit.

There are:
no fat angels,
no dark skinned angels,
no handicap angels,
no bald angels,
no angels with glasses

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: September 08, 2015 10:47PM
Re: So, if Jesus got whacked when he was only 33, then why...

and no angels with wings.

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Posted by: tenaciousd ( )
Date: September 08, 2015 10:52PM
Re: So, if Jesus got whacked when he was only 33, then why...

Couldn't be from the chlorine in the pool. He walked on water.

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Posted by: ladell ( )
Date: September 09, 2015 08:53AM
Re: So, if Jesus got whacked when he was only 33, then why...

he dyes it to look like the guy from nickelback

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