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Posted by: ziller ( )
Date: September 22, 2015 10:35AM

Happy Equinox y'all !!!


Equinox is a special time of year for Apostates


We celebrate the solar orb's annual journey as it once again appears to cross the equator

and Earth experiences a day and a night of equal duration


For Apostates living north of the Equator ~

the Equinox which occurs every September 22/23

signals the beginning of Autumn

when the daylight hours grow progressively shorter

and the night time hours stretch toward "the longest night"


This September's Equinox is also when Apostates remember

that every year at this time from 1823 to 1827

the demon Moroni appeared to Joseph Smith, Jr.

out in the woods of upstate New York


to give him instruction


and finally on 22 September 1827 the demon Moroni delivered to Joseph Smith, Jr.

the Mormon Bible written on golden plates, ( https://www.lds.org/scriptures/pgp/js-h/1?lang=eng )

and the seer stone now on display in Salt Lake City, Utah ( https://www.lds.org/church/news/book-of-mormon-printers-manuscript-photos-of-seer-stone-featured-in-new-book?lang=eng )


This seer stone is one of the most profound relics in Mormonism.


Many Mormon apologist theories have been advanced to explain it.


Some Mormon sects fear the seer stone.


They believe that Joseph Smith, Jr. was actually controlled by the seer stone

and made most of his false prophecies while under its influence.


Other Mormon theologians postulate that the seer stone is a symbol

of the Mormon Godhead's Divine Scrotum

and that Joseph Smith, Jr. used the seer stone during sex with his many concubines.



Apostates know that these are all simple lies


The Holy Mormon seer stone is actually the meta-physical twin

of the True Rock brought to U. S. America

by supernatural seafaring Hebrew supermen

and given to U. S. America's Paleolithic inhabitants

in exchange for their lives, land and freedom.


This True Rock combined with the Holy Mormon seer stone

protects Earth from the Hadron 10 TeV Death Ray™ of JHVH

poised to strike precisely at 3:22 AM, Wednesday, September 23, 2015 (Houston, Texas)


WILL YOU BE READY ?!?!?!?!?!?

!?!?


Facts:

~ Scientists have confirmed seer stone shaped UFO's in the skies of western U. S. America are the most active during the month of September

~ Mormon hierarchy in Salt Lake City, Utah maintains close contact with the Lakota holy men in U. S. American South Dakota throughout the Jewish New Year observance of Rosh Hashanah


Scripture:

"Whoso diggeth a pit shall fall therein; and he that rolleth a stone, it will return upon him." ~ Proverbs 26:27


ziller



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/22/2015 10:40AM by ziller.

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Posted by: fossilman ( )
Date: September 22, 2015 11:17AM

I have only one question:

What are the scientifically confirmed shapes of UFOs at other times of the year?

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Posted by: Tom Padley ( )
Date: September 22, 2015 11:35AM

'Scientifically confirmed' is a stretch but most of them are cigar-shaped, or if you are so inclined perhaps you could say phallic-shaped.

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Posted by: fakemoroni ( )
Date: September 22, 2015 11:39AM

"...finally on 22 September 1827 the demon Moroni delivered to Joseph Smith, Jr.

the Mormon Bible written on golden plates, ( https://www.lds.org/scriptures/pgp/js-h/1?lang=eng )

and the seer stone now on display in Salt Lake City, Utah ( https://www.lds.org/church/news/book-of-mormon-printers-manuscript-photos-of-seer-stone-featured-in-new-book?lang=eng )"


Thank you.
Thank you very much.

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Posted by: ziller ( )
Date: September 22, 2015 08:07PM

fakemoroni Wrote:
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>
> Thank you.
> Thank you very much.


U R Welcome

keep watching the skies (srs)

brb ~ liquor stores close in 2 hours

brb ~ bars close at 2 AM

ziller will catch up wif y'all on the other side

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