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Posted by: Tyson Dunn ( )
Date: September 24, 2015 09:08PM
My guesses on the new apostles

Pulling the Carnac the Magnificent routine, I'm going with....

* Craig C. Christensen
* LeGrand R. Curtis, Jr.
* Larry J. Echo Hawk

Why? Just because. :)

Tyson Dunn, still happily married one year in :D

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Posted by: scmd ( )
Date: September 24, 2015 09:23PM
Re: My guesses on the new apostles

I think that Callister guy , Tad R. or Todd. R. or whatever his name is, has a fighting chance as well.

sooner or later brand Wilcox should at least get into a 70's quorum unless he's already there and I missed it.

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Posted by: Dennis Moore ( )
Date: September 24, 2015 09:55PM
Re: My guesses on the new apostles

My predictions:

Alfred E. Newman

Elder Cosmo Kramer


-Dennis

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Posted by: shortbobgirl ( )
Date: September 24, 2015 10:29PM
Re: My guesses on the new apostles

Sorry, but we need Alfred E to run for President again in 2016.

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Posted by: Dennis Moore ( )
Date: September 24, 2015 10:30PM
Re: My guesses on the new apostles

shortbobgirl Wrote:
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> Sorry, but we need Alfred E to run for President
> again in 2016.

Oh damn it! ok how about Turd Ferguson?

-Dennis

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Posted by: Mr. Inactive ( )
Date: September 24, 2015 09:59PM
Re: My guesses on the new apostles

I haven't a clue. Every so often when I hear of the death of the "prophet" I hear the news about the new guy. I haven't any idea who is in the 12, the 70 or any other "officals". I guess I have been away quite a long time.

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Posted by: angela ( )
Date: September 24, 2015 10:05PM
Re: My guesses on the new apostles

....I don't know ANY of these names...

LOL

Talk about recovered from Mormonism :D!!!

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Posted by: Susan I/S ( )
Date: September 24, 2015 10:30PM
Hi Ty :) (n/t)


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Posted by: HangarXVIII ( )
Date: September 24, 2015 10:32PM
Re: My guesses on the new apostles

There's 3 openings. My guess is the 3 Nephites will finally get off their lazy asses and fill those openings.

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Posted by: brandywine ( )
Date: September 25, 2015 11:02AM
Re: My guesses on the new apostles

Hah! That would be something.

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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: September 24, 2015 10:36PM
Re: My guesses on the new apostles

Glenn Beck
Judge Judy

That'd get people to watch GC.

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Posted by: brandywine ( )
Date: September 25, 2015 11:03AM
Re: My guesses on the new apostles

It would be less mind-numbingly dull for sure.

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Posted by: rhgc ( )
Date: September 25, 2015 04:20PM
Re: My guesses on the new apostles

Question: Would they raise or decrease the average IQ on the Q15? It is a close call - either way it would change little.

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Posted by: brandywine ( )
Date: September 26, 2015 11:28PM
Re: My guesses on the new apostles

It would stay the same but the interest level and drama would go up.

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Posted by: Historischer ( )
Date: September 25, 2015 07:41AM
Re: My guesses on the new apostles

I noticed that LeGrand Curtis looks just like Chief Justice Roberts. Just the guy to add some authority to their legalism.

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Posted by: axeldc ( )
Date: September 25, 2015 08:18AM
3 boring old white guys from Utah or nearby

They will be upper middle class, have money, have no taste in clothes, and wish the 1950s had never ended. Their wives will have had their personalities removed decades ago, and they will have a quiverful of children and grandchildren all aching for the nepotism to move up the greasy pole.

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Posted by: brandywine ( )
Date: September 25, 2015 11:04AM
Re: 3 boring old white guys from Utah or nearby

+1

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Posted by: WestBerkeleyFlats ( )
Date: September 25, 2015 08:23AM
Re: My guesses on the new apostles

You just picked the three most Mormony names. My guesses are Mike Quinn, Tyson Dunn, and Steve Young because I heard that Kimball promised all of them that they could be apostles. Hey, it worked for his heart surgeon.

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Posted by: axeldc ( )
Date: September 25, 2015 08:37AM
Any chance that Mitt Romney gets called? (n/t)


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Posted by: anonn ( )
Date: September 25, 2015 10:52AM
Re: Any chance that Mitt Romney gets called? Very little chance of this. (n/t)


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Posted by: baura ( )
Date: September 25, 2015 11:48AM
Re: My guesses on the new apostles

Hamula & Rasband

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Posted by: L Tom Petty ( )
Date: September 25, 2015 12:09PM
Re: My guesses on the new apostles

It will be interesting to see if they only fill two and they fill them with Hamula and Rasband.

That will be more proof that it is all about vetting and inspiration (of course) has nothing to do with it.

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Posted by: East Coast Exmo ( )
Date: September 25, 2015 12:01PM
Re: My guesses on the new apostles

I'm still holding out for Kim Clark. They've got to pay him back for ruining his career.

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Posted by: brandywine ( )
Date: September 25, 2015 12:06PM
Re: My guesses on the new apostles

I missed that. What happened with Kim Clark?

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Posted by: East Coast Exmo ( )
Date: September 25, 2015 12:15PM
Re: My guesses on the new apostles

Kim Clark was dean of the Harvard Business School until the brethren "called" him to be president of BYU Idaho. Definitely a downward move.

Clark stepped down about six months ago and was called to the first quorum of seventy. Is that permanent, or will they move him up to the big quorum so soon? With three vacancies, it might happen.

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Posted by: brandywine ( )
Date: September 26, 2015 11:29PM
Re: My guesses on the new apostles

He left Harvard for BYUI? Sad.

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Posted by: cwm31s ( )
Date: September 25, 2015 03:25PM
Re: My guesses on the new apostles

Kim Clark is now church commissioner of education. Not sure he would be elevated after just getting this position.

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Posted by: generationofvipers ( )
Date: September 25, 2015 05:19PM
Re: My guesses on the new apostles

Rasband and Allan F. Packer. Also, Sherri Dew.

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Posted by: scmd ( )
Date: September 26, 2015 11:25PM
Re: My guesses on the new apostles

generationofvipers Wrote:
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> Rasband and Allan F. Packer. Also, Sherri Dew.


I seriously like the idea of moving Sherri Dew into the Q12.

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Posted by: GC ( )
Date: September 26, 2015 11:29PM
Re: My guesses on the new apostles

Rasband and a Latino

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Posted by: Hervey Willets ( )
Date: September 26, 2015 11:53PM
What's the difference? All the GAs are pretty much of a muchness.

Deluded old white males.

Incidentally, congratulations Tyson and Hubby. I hope you two have a long and happy marriage (if only to piss off all Mormons within a 50 mile radius).

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Posted by: brandywine ( )
Date: September 26, 2015 11:55PM
Re: What's the difference? All the GAs are pretty much of a muchness.

+1

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