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Posted by: Leaving ( )
Date: October 04, 2015 12:57AM

http://www.mormonnewsroom.org/media/960x540/3-new-apostes-named.jpg



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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: October 04, 2015 12:59AM

"We're the young lions!"

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Posted by: CrispingPin ( )
Date: October 04, 2015 01:01AM

We each got a million bucks--sweet!

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Posted by: munchkin ( )
Date: October 04, 2015 01:01AM

The first 2 openly gay apostles.

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Posted by: Anonymous User ( )
Date: October 04, 2015 01:05AM

Hahahaha we were thinking the same thing!

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Posted by: IdahoBananaNotLoggedin ( )
Date: April 04, 2016 10:12PM

There ARE no gay members of the church. Wink wink.

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Posted by: Anonymous User ( )
Date: October 04, 2015 01:05AM

Stevenson: I like you a lot. Let's be "friends". I haven't had a "friend" in a long time.

Renlund: Neither have I. You have really pretty eyes & hair…

Rasband: You two disgust me. Everyone can see. If you don't knock it off, I'm going to tell on you to Hoax & Dieter!

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Posted by: lenina ( )
Date: April 04, 2016 07:45PM

(Tangent) OMG you're right, that is Ronald Rasband. He happened to be visiting our branch one Sunday in 2003 when my (now ex-) husband was getting his confirmation. So Rasband placed his hands on my ex's head for the confirmation that day, I'll never forget. It's a mild case of Mormon Celebrity Fever.

P.S. My ex has always has latent gay fantasies, so watch out he might find that picture arousing :D



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Posted by: templeendumbed ( )
Date: October 04, 2015 01:06AM

Afossilship here we come!!

You and I are good to go, but I am not threesomming with this other guy!

We are now in the NFL of con men!

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Posted by: William Law ( )
Date: October 04, 2015 01:06AM

Middle Guy (throaty voice): "Now that we've had our second anointing, we can do anything we want as long as it's not murder. If you know what I mean."

Bald Guy: "I can't believe you're flaunting that bullshit in front of me. We had Paris, Rasband! We had Paris!"

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Posted by: Crazy tapir ( )
Date: October 04, 2015 01:08AM

White and delightsome

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Posted by: not-a-smith-fan ( )
Date: October 04, 2015 01:10AM

" Remember,- .....its not gay sex if we don't kiss on the lips !"

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Posted by: not -a-smith-fan ( )
Date: October 04, 2015 01:22AM

or :
Guy in middle to apostle guy on right :
"You really are prettier than my eight-cow wife ! " Call me !

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: October 04, 2015 01:16AM

Whaddaya say we make it a threesome!




Or



Look how progressive our church is! One of us has a yellow tie!

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Posted by: atouchscreendarkly ( )
Date: October 04, 2015 01:20AM

I knew I shoulda worn a striped tie...

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Posted by: verilyverily ( )
Date: October 04, 2015 01:21AM

"These secret ... er sacred striped ties are so clever. Nobody but the secret striped ties club knows what they really stand for.... the first gay apostles. This was a great idea baldy."

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Posted by: random ( )
Date: October 04, 2015 01:21AM

30 years from now guy in the middle is totally going to poison guy on the right to gain seniority. Guy on the left probably will probably drop out the competition naturally before then.

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Posted by: not-a-smith-fan ( )
Date: October 04, 2015 01:32AM

GUY IN THE MIDDLE TO APOSTLE ON RIGHT :
" I am kinda new at this , lets say we get together later at my place and you can show me how to hold tight to the rod ! "
APOSTLE GUY ON FARLEFT -THINKING :
Hmmmmm, Packer must be spinning like a lathe in his grave ! "

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Posted by: not-a-smith -fan ( )
Date: October 04, 2015 01:39AM

Apostle guy,- (far right to Apostle guy in the middle----
" Elder Nelson was tauting you earlier at the " Meet and Greet at the COB as a " Stalwart Mormon Captain of Industry...... Where did you say your Little Factory was located ? ( Wink, wink.... I won't tell if you don't !)

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Posted by: not-a-smith-fan ( )
Date: October 04, 2015 01:56AM

Apostle guy ( middle to guy on right :)
" I wouldn't exactly call it a "little factory".....they are still talking about my endowment at the SLC Temple ! Perhaps you are up for a little "washing and annointing " later so you can cop a quick feel...."

Guy on far left... thinking.....". somebody's Molly isn't putting out at home I see....... "

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Posted by: Queen of the Foyer ( )
Date: October 04, 2015 01:49AM

stevenson to Renlund: we won the apostle lottery jackpot.

Raslund: I paid an extra $150,000 in tithes and offerings, if you know what I mean....What?.... you didn't pay?

And we're under 80 years old, which means we've got at least another 10 years to wield our mighty power and authority.

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Posted by: HangarXVIII ( )
Date: October 04, 2015 01:55AM

Dude, this chair smells like Packer

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: October 04, 2015 03:54AM

Male pattern balderdash.

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Posted by: southern idaho inactive ( )
Date: October 04, 2015 04:01AM

Larry, Curly and Moe

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Posted by: exmorphmon ( )
Date: October 04, 2015 04:53AM

Mr. Yellow Tie: "ppreciate cha cleaning the toilets just now, brother"

Mr. Wide Stripe Tie: "sure thing. want some of my leftover sandwich?"

Mr. Narrow Stripe Tie: " ...... "

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Posted by: Agnes Broomhead ( )
Date: April 04, 2016 07:20PM

https://localtvkstu.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/primary-presidency-april-2016.jpg?w=770&h=616

Sugar, Spice, and Everything Nice.....These were the ingredients to make the perfect little girl.....But Professor Monson accidently added an ingredient to the mix.....

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Posted by: Forgetting Abigail ( )
Date: April 04, 2016 07:23PM

"Finally all that BS paid off big time"

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: April 04, 2016 07:31PM

From Left to Right: Skeletor, He-man, and Duncan

"I have the power!"

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Posted by: Dead Cat ( )
Date: April 04, 2016 07:39PM

I didn't know these seats vibrated!

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Posted by: tumwater ( )
Date: April 04, 2016 07:43PM

Hi, I'm Larry, this is my brother Darrell and my other brother Darrell.

(Condolence to the Bob Newhart Show)



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Posted by: Levi ( )
Date: April 04, 2016 07:46PM

"Have you ever heard of 'soaking'? It's not sex if we don't move."

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Posted by: SL Cabbie ( )
Date: April 04, 2016 07:49PM

"Stick around for your Second Annointing, and your calling and erection will be made sure."

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Posted by: silvergenie ( )
Date: April 04, 2016 10:11PM

"Hey, Remember what Joe said? Two's company, threes an orgy"
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Posted by: JBF ( )
Date: April 04, 2016 10:16PM

At the end of "What's My Line"

Will the real Apostle please stand up?

(and not one does.)

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Posted by: michaelc1945 ( )
Date: April 04, 2016 10:19PM

New "dons" of the Mormon Mafia.

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