Wow! Hi Quinlansolo. I have always wondered what the names of the Three Nephites were. At least we know yours. Is that your temple name or your temporal name? Can you tell us the names of the other two, or are they sacred?
I was wondering why you three didn't show up for General Conference in October to demand your places in the Quorum of the Twelve, after all, you are apostles and represent North America or is it South or Central America - well, you could straighten out that issue. It was an ideal time since there are three of you and there were three positions open. Wouldn't it have been nice to have three Native Americans on board to show that the church is truly ethnically diverse? However, I know your schedule is already full, what with finding lost car keys and fixing flat tires in the desert. I understand.
One last thing. I was also wondering why you and the others didn't go to Joseph Smith and restore the Aaronic priesthood instead of John the Baptist having to make the trip all the way from heaven? After all, you and the others have never died, so all of you still possess the priesthood, right? It seems that you were already in the area and you having the priesthood and all - that would have been logical. None of you have ever become an apostate, so you still held the priesthood keys and the church never actually disappeared from the earth because all of you and the apostle John have been making converts all of these years, unlike what Joseph Smith claimed. You could have simply set him straight on that issue and given him a copy of the gospel, which I presume you have carried with you all of these years. Who would have even needed the Book of Mormon.
Oh. And one more thing. Couldn't the three of you and also the apostle John have restored the Melchizedek priesthood to Joseph Smith instead of Peter and James who also had to come all the way from heaven?
I think all of you have been ignored and slighted despite your valiant service for all of these years. Could it be that there is some type of of racial bias involved since you three are Native Americans and the apostle John is Jewish? I guess all of that curse of the dark skin was just a bunch of old wive's tales and folklore. Just wonderin'.
Just had an idea. I think it would be a great idea if the three of you and the apostle John could set up a Meet N' Greet at the Salt Lake Temple. The presence of all of you would certainly stem the flow of apostates and church membership would skyrocket. You could also provide maps for all of the Book of Mormon locations with which you are so familiar. Archaeologists would have a field day. Wouldn't that be the best evidence that would prove the Book of Mormon is true and Joseph Smith was a true prophet?
Well. I have to go now, but I hope you can all get together in Salt Lake. Send me an invitation when you decide on the place and date. I'm sure you have my e-mail address.