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Posted by: maria ( )
Date: April 20, 2011 12:09PM

Please tell me a joke to keep me from strangling someone!

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Posted by: Raptor Jesus ( )
Date: April 20, 2011 12:22PM

You know, there are some people who only wear the minimum pieces of flare.

It's a "Jump to Conclusions" mat.

What would you do with a million dollors? Two chicks at the same time.

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Posted by: mollymormonfaker ( )
Date: April 20, 2011 01:06PM


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Posted by: Rebeckah ( )
Date: April 20, 2011 01:08PM

And this is true according to my son. He found a site with auto-correct phone post errors. Apparently one person posted:

"Back at work today and I'm bummed. I wish the Holocaust hadn't ended so soon."

Then he came back and added; "Holidays -- I meant Holidays -- apparently I have an anti-semetic phone."

:D

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Posted by: Raptor Jesus ( )
Date: April 20, 2011 01:12PM

"Office Space" is a fantastic film. Get thee to a DVD depository and watch it.

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Posted by: Rebeckah ( )
Date: April 20, 2011 01:14PM


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Posted by: maria ( )
Date: April 20, 2011 01:17PM

It's good.

Because of this movie, I can walk around muttering "I'll burn down the building."

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Posted by: BeenThereDunnThatExMo ( )
Date: April 20, 2011 01:23PM

As my Great-Great-Great-Grandfather was leading a small band of pioneers West through some known hostile Indian Territory they knew they were being "shadowed" by Indians all the while.

On one particular day as the group of Pioneers was making their way towards a very narrow ravine that could pose a threat to the entire wagon train the sound of an Indian war drum was heard from somewhere in the woods nearby.

My Great-Great-Great-Grandfather leaned over in his saddle and said to his son (who would become my Great-Great-Grandfather)...My dear boy, I sure don't like the sound of those drums."

After which a voice from deep in the forest hollered out..."Sorry, he's not our regular drummer!"

Or so it seems to me...

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Posted by: Anubis ( )
Date: April 20, 2011 01:13PM

A boy walks by a mormon church pulling a wagon of new born puppies. The bishop sees this cute picture and asks the boy "what kind of puppies are those?" The boy responds, "Mormon puppies!" The bishop roars with laughter.

A few weeks later the bishop is again standing outside but this time with his counselors. The same boy passes by and pulling those same puppies he had weeks earlier.

The bishop nudges his buddies and says "Watch this it's funny." He yells to the passing boy, "Hey, son what kind of puppies are those?" The boy response, "EX-Mormon puppies!"

The bishop taken back yells to the boy, "Wh-a-t? Why?"
The boy yells back, "There eyes have opened!"

Anubis

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Posted by: Stormy ( )
Date: April 20, 2011 02:39PM

LMAO

stormy

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Posted by: Comfortably Numb ( )
Date: April 20, 2011 01:15PM

We still quote bits from that film all the time. I have a TPS report template on my cork board by my desk in fact and the guy next to me has a replica red stapler that people steal all the time. Love that film! Wish I could drag out a few printers here in the office and beat them to pieces like they did in that flick!

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Posted by: captaincaveman ( )
Date: April 20, 2011 01:16PM

That movie is almost my life, only without the fraud and Jennifer Anniston.

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Posted by: jerry64 ( )
Date: April 20, 2011 03:19PM


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