Someone just mentioned how "fart" was bad, but "butt" and "toot" was ok.

That reminds me of the other damn thing my ex-MIL would say (besides 'h-e-double hockey sticks' instead of hell)

She was so offended by "fart" and "toot" that she actually referred to flatulence as

wait for it.....

wait for it....

HEINY BURP!!!!!

That mental image is more tasteless and offensive than most curse words to me!!!

I have a friend that isn't LDS but she always says, "Sweet Chicken!" instead of cussing. I think this one would fit in nicely. LOL

Heiny burp? Come on, I was eating!

I was walking home from work one day at BYU and passed an open window in my apartment complex. There was a football game on, and someone jumped up and shouted that right as I walked by. "Oh my crap"? Seriously?

There is not much more profane or offensive than a pretentious self absorbed POS like McConkie or Hinckley or Cook going around with the title of .... well I cant/ wont even say it, and thats why the much more appropriate term of MORmON ASSpostHOLE was created.

I wasn't allowed to say:

Suck, crap, or fart.

Imagine my parents' surprise when they once heard me yell:

"Holy fucking bitch-tits!!"

Thanks, I love you too!

They were so shocked I didn't even get grounded.

If it was scary and horrible beyond belief she's say "On, pshaw!"

My Grandfather didn't even use that expletive. He's just let out a groan or a little grumble.

My grandma always said "My stars and garters!"

I live in Boston now, so the F-bomb is my go to...except for around the kids.

I went to BYU in 1967. My home teaching companion had just returned from some mission in Mexico, and every other word out of his mouth was "Suck!," apparently something they learned in his mission. When he was more excited, he's say, "Great suck!" Back in them dayz I just thought it was vile. Today I think it was pretty stupid.

It seemed that all the other returned missionaries back then said variants of "Flip!" DW still exclaims, "Flip, Dan!," from an incident when we were bowling at BYU, and a guy next to us kept exclaiming it to his friend, Dan. It drove us nuts. It was quite unrelenting.

Do mormons still say ah flip? Or look at that flippin' idiot. I remember when I was a kid all the RMs talked like that.

Sounds like Mormon cursing has a lot in common with Baptist cursing. I may have to use Maria's expletive next time I get really mad. lol

We didn't let our kids say suck, dang it, shoot, darn... Now they say fuck, shit, damn it ... Of course they are all grown and some don't remember any cult influence. As I have said before in my posts, I get a kick out of saying WTF and I say it often. I'm making up for decades of repressing what I really thought OR what I would have thought had I been thinking